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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:eek Just don't hurt the innocent livestock!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Save a horse...ride a cowboy? umm biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Only if he's a cute one wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:You should check out the one's at City Limits Saloon!!!
Yee Haw!!!

Too freakin' young for me, but they sure do make some sweet eye candy!!!
wink


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


miesta
miesta

member

Member Since: 13th Sep 2006
Total posts: 101
Posted:are you talking about the horse or the cowboy? ubblol


Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Ha ha. They don't allow horses in the saloon!!!

Unless you count the chick that looks like Mr. Ed!!!
Or the creepy one with the eyes tattooed on her back.....
That one is *really* scary!!!

Oh.....the cowboy's of course!!!!!!
Hmmmmm......although they probably wouldn't know a cow or a horse if it walked up and bit them!!!
shrug biggrin


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted: Written by: ArthurBrown


Private Nicoli Ivanovich reporting for duty.



ditto

*Poig joins the force*


THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


miesta
miesta

member

Member Since: 13th Sep 2006
Total posts: 101
Posted:i think the soldiers are going home? or theyre just quiet


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:Course not! They're all just too busy relaxing under a nice chady tree!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


miesta
miesta

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Member Since: 13th Sep 2006
Total posts: 101
Posted:stuffing their pillow with fluff and nails?
ill bring the slab!



Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:good word lad!
*pat on the back*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Give em a sock party!!!
biggrin


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:u bring the socks and I'll bring the party!!!! bounce

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:*giggle*

Will do!!!

Rainbow toe socks? Right? wink biggrin


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:ex-ACT-ly!!!! bounce

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


miesta
miesta

member

Member Since: 13th Sep 2006
Total posts: 101
Posted:what are the socks for? sock fighting?


Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:well... sorta... but u have to be careful considering where you have to wear the socks... ubblol

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Pat instead of wasting perfectly good socks, why don't you go join the nekid squadron. I'm sure they will welcome you with open arms. ubblol ubblol

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:there\'s a nekkid squadron? bounce

*strips off clothes and stands to attention*


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol
there is nothing I couold say here that could possibly be PG!
ubblol ubblol ubblol

cept, yes, there IS a nekkid squad. Don't remember who it's under though. tongue


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Who ever said that he was going to be *wearing* the socks!?!?!
wink

Gen. Bek of the Nekkid Squadron says.....

Drop and give me 50, Pvt. Pogo!!!


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:bek! I did not promote you to a general! eek however maybe i will make you co-lieutenant with Dunc of the glomping platoon. He can take charge of the glomping side and you of the nekkid side tongue

oooh goody! this is fun fun fun!!!!!!!!! bounce


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:How about Admiral...Nekkid Navy!!!

Nekkid sailors swabbing the decks...*hehehe*

Oh, that is just too rich!!!
bounce bounce bounce

Pat...if you're really good, I might just let you be my first mate.....can you be really good??? Or really good at being bad??? wink devil


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:well... I wanna know who I\'m going to be nekkid under, before I start swabbing any \"decks\" eek

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:Does the "army" need an Air Force - I have previous experience, no planes but a wharehouse full of potential airbourne missiles (I'm sure Malcolm won't miss them!)

Oh, and excuse me for not saluting General Rouge - us NCO's know who really runs the armed forces!


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol George is undermining your authority little dragon. I like it!! George if you want to start a revolutionary coup i will lead you!! *rubs hands together* i'll fix that little rouge wagon (did you like the pun, rouge instead of red) oh come on Rouge laugh... it was funny!! ubblol ubblol biggrin

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:Paul. That was so not funny. Not. Funny. Oh. God. Ouch. Maybe I could put you at the head of a bad jokes division tongue

george, there's currently an airforce under Flight Commander MiG, and I am sure he will be glad of your warehouse full of fun things biggrin


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted: Written by: Pogo69


well... I wanna know who I\'m going to be nekkid under, before I start swabbing any \"decks\" eek



Did you really just say that.....don't you know better by now...?

Whom exactly do you THINK that you would be nekkid under!!! wink biggrin


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


miesta
miesta

member

Member Since: 13th Sep 2006
Total posts: 101
Posted:the girls should use their bra (if they wear them) and sling some rocks at these missiles. then peashoot the enemy with spitballs and paperwasps devil aim for their unsheilded nekked areas!


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:miesta...army of hippies??? how many of us do you think actually wear bras? ubblol

*looks down her top* ok, so for once I'm actually wearing one today! eek


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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