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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh the HoP Gallery has much more than two! ubblol ubblol

ooh now theres an idea! we could have a section of cross dressers to freak out the enemy....hmmm, or not. might freak out ourselves ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted: Written by: rouge

*pat pat* Don't think that's going to get you out of the army, son




bawahaha, as soon as i read that was going to claim klingers throne! *marches off in a dress with a rifle slung over my shoulder, 'madman' style biggrin now all i need is a helmet!


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


fNi
fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York
Member Since: 8th Mar 2004
Total posts: 3354
Posted:every time I see this thread I think it says "HoP Armed Farces"

biggrin


kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted: Written by: Mr Majestik


 Written by: rouge

*pat pat* Don't think that's going to get you out of the army, son




bawahaha, as soon as i read that was going to claim klingers throne! *marches off in a dress with a rifle slung over my shoulder, 'madman' style biggrin now all i need is a helmet!




Is the dress black with a punisher-esque white skull on the front? biggrin


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:haha, sadly no, its the one thats torn to shreds when klinger trys to go capture chinese surrenderers. i like looking rugged and unkept :P

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:mkj, I think we need a photo of you like this wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:I second that.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:haha, unfortunately i havent worn a dress since the circus fest in september, maybe i'll borrow someones dress from the laundry room for a photo shoot tongue bet they're love that.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I bet we'll love it too! ubblol

PHOTO! PHOTO!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Ryo_Ken
Ryo_Ken

enthusiast
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 18th Jun 2006
Total posts: 483
Posted:haha, i was all spiffed up in a min and crop top last friday biggrin

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:do i dare ask why? umm

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:cause its smexy?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Ryo_Ken
Ryo_Ken

enthusiast
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 18th Jun 2006
Total posts: 483
Posted:that and it was brettstars 21st tongue

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:so there's photos then? tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:ubblol you and photos.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:They make for good blackmail...i mean, proof wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:Hey General...
My calendar says this Friday or Saturday is Armed Forces Day. Does that mean we all get a holiday then???
beerchug wow


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Calender? Phtos of MJK in a dress? Anybody else getting ideas?

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol
Ha ha - they would have to be in a known and scenic location, but I'm getting the picture...


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Ryo_Ken
Ryo_Ken

enthusiast
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 18th Jun 2006
Total posts: 483
Posted:yep, take a look in lou's gallery tongue

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:i think it's the groping which disturbs me most! eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:whos getting groped?!?! i didnt defect to miss all the gropage! i want some!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Nah mate, that's your own fault! No whinging and sooking for defecting now tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:FINE! i'll just hang around in the corner and grope myself then ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:oh dear... help

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*goes on a mission to find chocolate*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:anyone ever seen those one killergram bars of chocolate?

killergram? is that like a kissergram but with killing?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

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steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:General, you still trying to convince people down under how much of a hippy you're *not*?

And here's a special hug just for you as you missed the last group hug and one before I left for more familiar climes wink


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sketch
sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln
Member Since: 16th May 2006
Total posts: 431
Posted:wow i aint bin in here for a while! nice to see it so busy! your troops are doing well then general!

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:Dunno about a kilo, but I have seen some huge blocks!

Steaks - I'm not a hippy! I'm not! See! I started at army! duh! ubblol

Sketch - where have you been? Did I give you leave??


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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