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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
Can i enlist as the person in charge of music platoon but we can blast the enemy out with really cool music and throw partys with lots of music so i propose a music platoon for fun and kick ass partys.

WE shall play music in the air, the sea, the hills and the beachs we shall not not party

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


ZehcrecGOLD Member
newbie
10 posts
Location: Devonport, Australia


Posted:
Hmm I think I'd like to inlist the 221 balloons in the lounge room... can we use them too? (I'd think there is an easier way than climbing over the table to get to the back yard )
So Balloons ahoy!

Don't just do something, Stand there
-Banksy


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*muses*

The way I see it, to invade another board is just about as lame as the innvasion made on us. And the best way to deal with 'em is to not get riled up like a few members did, but to ignore/mildly mock them.

Having said that, I'm up for conscip... I mean, joining up!

I got me some military training (what with me going to posh schol and all) and I have erm... nice hugs!

Where do I sign?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
invading another board? who is invading boards? umm

beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Paul....oops...was going by you saying somewhere that you were 27. You're still a nut!!! biggrin

No prob...not that hard to fix!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
 Written by: FoxInDocs



ooh ooh! i want astrology thing! pick me!





Geez!!! Birthdate and time...



Same for you Paul...a time would narrow it down more.

biggrin rolleyes



Oooh...Rougie...got my Pops shotgun at the ready.....them rednecks don't have a chance!!! ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Seabadgermember
25 posts

Posted:
 Written by: Dyke Boy


hooray!!!!

right then, i need gunners (for the cheesecake cannons) steersmen, deckhands, and a ships cook, and a cat OR monkey, NO PARROTS. they poo on me frown

oh and we sail in our sloops, which look like this

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under this flag of Piracy, which look like this YARR!!!

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Ok, I'll be the ship's monkey! Though none of my previous experience actually comes anywhere neaer to that kind of boat... https://www.noblemarine.co.uk/images/laser4000.jpg

Woo, yer I'll hug everyone into submission!! hug hug

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I would like to enlist please.

Could I have the rank of Obersturmbanfuhrer and design tanks.

I shall use this as the basic framework...


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It will be armed with these:

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And these:


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And be accompanied by a detachment of these:


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ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


ClairebeSILVER Member
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK


Posted:
I would like to enlist! Where do I sign?

Diversionary tactics would be good. I'll confront the enemy with one of these...


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...and while they're oooing and ahhhing over how cute it is, we can blast them with the cheesecake cannons.

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


PerrafordeBRONZE Member
Its Wet and Cold
120 posts
Location: Somewhere far,far away......, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*puts hand up in the air*

Pick me pick me

I can help, im not really that good at anything but I can cook all the cheesecakes for the cannons and i like a good pillow missile wink

Oh Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good

Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
I say we smack 'em with frozen fish!!!
bounce bounce2 bounce

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


miestamember
101 posts

Posted:
em? whos the biff between again?

GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
It started as a beef against Rednecks.... but i think we are just preparing for the day when we can take over the world with hippy hugs and pillow bombs. You can never be to prepared!!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
And quite frankly, I think our nekkid glomping platoon would scare the bejeebuz out of ANYONE! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
The rednecks would just gawk and turn to salt!!!

biggrin ubbloco biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
salt?

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
a pillar of salt! biggrin

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
here's the beer

infact i think he may be willing to join us!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


BlazeOnnewbie
4 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
*Saunters up to the recruiting table*

It's about time this army found some altitude and musculature...

*slaps on army cap*

*looks general rouge up and down*

and i don't mid following eye candy either... wink

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*looks up*

*looks up*

*gets on 3 steps*

*looks pte gareth in the eye*

Flattery will get you everywhere wink

Welcome to the HoP Armed Forces!

hug2

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
Private Nicoli Ivanovich reporting for duty.

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


miestamember
101 posts

Posted:
ubblol go arthurbrown! that guy could take on all rednecks and the world with that knife......take it off him and give him a pillow.

Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Ya'll are just tooooooo much!!!!!!!
ubblol ubblol ubblol

Have you actually ever seen a real redneck?

I live with them every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Can we have a cold war, that turns into a nicely warm war when we give our enemies hot water bottles to put on their tummies and heat up their hands on? ubbrollsmile

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Can I go to sleep now?

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
 Written by: psyboy



ubblol go arthurbrown! that guy could take on all rednecks and the world with that knife......take it off him and give him a pillow.





"That guy" is me! Playing out last saturday.



Might change it to something less scarey and more deadly.
EDITED_BY: ArthurBrown (1160651233)

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


miestamember
101 posts

Posted:
oop sorry. it fitted the topic perfectly! its a great photo.



ive met some rednecks, lovely caring people yeh? hug

Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
What rednecks did you meet, dude!
The ones I deal with every day are anything but!

Oh...a joke for ya!!!!

What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?

A good ol boy raises livestock...
A redneck gets emotionally attatched!!!


bounce2 ubblol bounce2 ubblol bounce2

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


miestamember
101 posts

Posted:
i was joking, i know what rednecks are...the enemy! i live in a remote town with heaps.
i think we should recruit some livestock due to this new information. we can lure the rednecks into a trap. get some good ol' boys to start raising!
grouphug -> spank

Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Sounds like a plan to me!!!
biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


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