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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:RUM FOR UBERDANGEROUS FIRE BREATHING!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:oooh now there's a way to get rid of some of our enemies!

Except that it would be a waste of good rum frown


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:If we're gonna waste rum right, I'll take care of it. I just finished a batch of napalm....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:just no breathing with it. You're on our side, so we like you alive!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:I'll get knock up some thermite and nitro.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Umm.. Just a question... Who are we fighting against?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:The Judean Peoples Front?

Kupo!

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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:The peoples front of Judea

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:No, the POPULAR Peoples Judean Front


biggrin


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:no we should go battle the Knights that say "Ni"

but first we should destroy their shruberys


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:A surprise attack.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUI- i mean THE HOP ARMY!


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:oooh thats sneaky. one question though, how are we going to coordinate a good surprise attack if noone can decide who were fighting haha smile

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:That's the suprise!

Kupo!

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:haha okay it makes sense now.... sort of

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:i think we should just fight everyone....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Hello everyone. Your general is currently drunk.

this is all i have to say.

continue! biggrin


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:ummmm i think if yer going to drink, you have to bring enough for everyone....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:oh lol i think this is going to be fun

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:ummm due to the large amount of intoxicants taken over the course of the while i have forgoten what i am ment to be doing etc etc hmmm prehaps organisation isnt my strong point!!!

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:have you tried strengthening it?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:well yeah but the ropes keep snapping

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Try chains.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:not in the budget :P

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:So? In times of war armies have right of pillage.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:As long as we only pillage baddies and not the nice people.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:true, we can pettition the HoP shop as temporary use as our armory...

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:WOOOOOOOOOO!
It's not "rape and pillage" It's surprise sex and aggressive borrowing!


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol ubblol As long as it's surprise consensual sex then I suppose I can't be against it!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:lmao well if the general says it okay lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Just make sure it's consensual and you use protection!

Oh, and take full responsibility for any kids if an accident happens!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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