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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Hmm, romantic partner or army?
Nice choice.


Kupo!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:its the choice men usually make so why not girl too?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur..., Germany

Total posts: 160
Posted:haha made me smile.

so, when does basic training start?


meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:We need more people in r&d, whose up for checking the combat possibilties of rope darts with gorilla fist heads?

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:...ouch.

Kupo!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:Precisely. devil biggrin

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Malcolm should get us to do an ad campaign for the gorilla fists! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Invader Xan
SILVER Member since May 2005

Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away, U...

Total posts: 479
Posted:Or meteors with gorilla fist heads. Triple gorilla fist heads! devil

Invader_Xan, volunteering for R&D, SIR!
*salutes*


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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squarefish
SILVER Member since Sep 2002

(...trusty steed of the rodeo midget...)
Location: the state of flux, Ireland

Total posts: 403
Posted:Would you prefer a brass plaque or marble headstone Xan?

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decemberscalm
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

member
Location: Cypress (Houston), Texas, USA

Total posts: 49
Posted:Flowers are better than bullets. ^_^
Make love not war
Hugs not drugs (Wait, I don't think this is the right place for that slogan o.o. Oh well ^^)

I'll help supply Plushy ammunition.


What happens when a Raver meets a Graver? o.o
Graver stabs Raver for being too happy.
or
Raver converts Graver via hug and escatacy.

what fun ^^


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Invader Xan
SILVER Member since May 2005

Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away, U...

Total posts: 479
Posted: Written by: squarefish


Would you prefer a brass plaque or marble headstone Xan?



Actually, I always had a thing for granite... wink


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:I want my epitaph to be a map to the next headstone, so after they've visited five or six graves they actually find out where I'm buried.

Oooh, oooh, can I be part of R&D for Testing?


Kupo!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Tank tank tank tank tank...

*clarence rumbles through the edge of the thread*

Whoops! There goes another gun rack.. I think I've forgotten how to steer this thing properly!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur..., Germany

Total posts: 160
Posted:haha ow you just ran over my foot

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Claire, what did I tell you about tanking while tanked?

You're creating a mess and hurt poor Skry!! spank


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur..., Germany

Total posts: 160
Posted:lol its ok im actually made of some as-of-yet undiscovered natural material which renders me impervious to being hurt by drunk people in tanks. specifically...

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:So you're like wolverine?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur..., Germany

Total posts: 160
Posted:ummm, yeah but a gagillion times cooler. and im smokable.

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:eek omg you're a bigger asset to this army than I thought!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur..., Germany

Total posts: 160
Posted:haha are you suggesting that you doubted my capability to make a significant contribution to the war at hand? wink

well luckily i can also regenerate like wolverine so

*hands out large chunks of self to all the ranks*
"make yourselves silly, my comrades"


meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand

Total posts: 2387
Posted:tank tank tank tank tank....

*crashes through the other side of the thread following Clarence in her tank. Wipes out another gun rack.*

Woooo! I remember why I don't take this thing out very often!


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I knew I should have invested some of those defence dollars on trank taining instead of beer tongue

actually, on second thoughts:

Tank training or beer? Which do you think?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur..., Germany

Total posts: 160
Posted:beer, most definately. it will make us impervious to the enemy's attacks, and when they are all done empty cans and bottles can be used as ammunition haha biggrin

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:excellent! I made the right decision then! ubbrollsmile beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:Scavenges the empty cans to make things with.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:We could even sell the empties to make some more money when the funding runs out! ubblol

who is funding us by the way?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:not me cos I'm only just enlisting

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur..., Germany

Total posts: 160
Posted:*throws HUGE bag of gold on the floor*

did i mention that i was robin hood in a past life? hehe wink


meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh goodness, i think i love you! ubblove

hello dizzy! welcome to the fray! grab a beer and join us on the beanbags as we figure out what we shall do with this new defence budget


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007

Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur..., Germany

Total posts: 160
Posted:more beer?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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