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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
i'm not retreating i'm teleporting away so worms just go strait through me......................hehe

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
At least there are a few stuck in you hair!
*goes off in search of a better weapon*

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
ha, i have no hair as of now, hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

*picks up worm and feeds it to pet blackbird*

now go out and kill, kill! hahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhaa

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Attacks with tickle me emo doll...

https://www.stereogum.com/img/tickle_me_emo.jpg

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *_^

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Muhahahaha.. Got you this time!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
no i was just pretending so as to make it look like i was in pain while planning my next move........TAKE THAT

*hands overpiece paper with something written on it*

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
ok. *takes paper*
I can't read your writing! It looks to me like a treasure map... confused

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
who said it isn't?

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ooh! goody-goody! I like treasure hunts!!! bounce

I'm wathing M*A*S*H and just finished the episode where they make the promo movie...I think we should make a HoP Army Promo movie!

oh wait, the smart thing was to wonder who our medics were first....aw bugger it! MOOOOVIE! ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
*MASH music starts playing*

dramatic scene in which the evil anti HoP leaders are firing upon our armed forces.

General Rouge leads the counter offensive- "FIRE YOUR POI CANNONS!!"
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1181550236)

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Major Rouge?

MAJOR ROUGE?!

*directs claire to my title, underneath my name on my little HoP doover to the size*

GENERAL ROUGE
biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Whoops... fixed. Lol I didnt even think to look at that!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
That's MUCH better, Private!

Good thing I'm at my parents' and going out for a parma and pot tonight, or i'd be cranky! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I think we'll need a roll call soon.
More than a few soldiers have gone AWOL!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
It's the 192nd anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo! Whoo!

Nice to see we have a clear chain of command in any case smile

Kupo!


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
 Written by: clarence_quack


I think we'll need a roll call soon.
More than a few soldiers have gone AWOL!


Yeah General can't you control your troops? If they're playing Army, it's in other people's threads instead of the confines of the Barracks.
Need more discipline I say...

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
less discipline. more discipline.

make up your damn mind!!!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
*marches troops through Rouge's front garden and into the recriutment thread*
Left! Left! Left right left!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
eek no! not my garden too!

meh, I'll just make the new recruits fix it up wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
On the bright side, you still have your back garden!

Kupo!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
shhhh! don't tell them about it! They might get at it too!

why oh why do they do this to me? and I not good? do i not supply them with beer? do they WANT me to be tougher?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Maybe thaey need a spiritual adviser to realign there minds to the right way....

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
yes, but my spiritual advisor seems to have gone AWOL until now.

bloody typical. waits until the shyte hits the fan THEN appears!

THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD BEEN DOING YOUR JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! spank

there! what have you got to say to that? nana

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I think he's sorry, but will only admit to it when you've calmed down a bit...

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
And put down the baseball bat...

Kupo!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts down the baseball bat and picks up a rifle*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
DUCK AND COVER PEOPLE!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
What shall I cover the people and duck with?

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Clearly, you cover them with the ducks. Duh.
Or with glad wrap- sometimes ducks can be hard to control.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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