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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:hahaha that makes me feel much better *BUUUURP* lol so does that beerchug

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:lol should of done what i did at play

Mikefromglos holding several cans of beer "what time is?"

Someone random who only met once: ummm bout 8 in the morning

Mikefromglos : To early to drink then

Someone Random: Probebly

Mikefromglos: hmmm What time is it in australia

Somone Random: Drinking Time?

Mikefromglos: okay this big top tent At PLay is no officaly austrlia for the next 2 hours

Someone Random: good with me

I dont think dunc evver found out that we clamied the tent for australia though


he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:haha thats great. i love silly drunk moments like that.
i changed the clock once at my ex-girlfriends house when someone told me it was too early to be drinking biggrin


meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:*bumpity bump*

General Rougie - is it remustering or demotion if you volunteer for it?
And is this Army still doing anything?

*wander off into the corner* beerchug
better get ome bottles out, someone else will no doubt be along soon and want some...
*prepares bathtub with ice and stubbies of Speights*


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:Speights? I thought you were a canterbury boy george, not that a southern man like myself would turn up his nose at a bathtub of speights though, cheers to you and your new job *pops a beer and and sits in the corner congratulating the newly remustered george*

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:oo free beer?

*stealthily penetrates the base perimeter to join the party*

heers' to you george. good luck with selling airports.

speaking of which, where is the HoP airforce based? perhaps you've already found your first customer!


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:oi! mjk! get outta here!

Unless you want to come crawling back and bring free beer with you. Then you can come back. As long as it's good beer. No crap like Tooheys.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:you'd settle for VB roight? tongue

thats victorians for you...cheap to buy off.

*keeps a firm grip on his Cassy D* =D


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:mikefromglos reporting back for duty after severe computer breakdown...

i brought lots of carling with me


he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:If you think VB is good beer then I'll run a tank over the top of you! eek

Hmmm, Carling is larger isn't it?

Dammit, seems if I want good ales I'm going to need to get it myself. Hmph.


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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:james squires golden ale?

i dont want VB! i want to bribe you with it tongue i'm good at offering cheap bribes that i wouldnt take myself wink


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:There's no point offering them if noone except bogans will accept them wink

And Squires will be sufficient...mmm Squires!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:Hey Simon! Born and raised a bit further south than Chch and ever since doing the Coast to Coast I have an allegience to Speights. Plus it's good!!!

PS how'd the TV talent thing go??


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:perhaps i'm calln ya' a bogan? tongue

*scoots off with pilfered ales* mwahahaha. i love this army, the only one that doesnt want to shoot me for beer pinchin. biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:You're a Tasmanian. Do you really want to call me a bogan given all the material I have against you wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:he's a devil thing with fur and tornado-like spinning???!!! eek

Well that won't stop you from being punished for stealing beer. Bring it back or else...



(... or else I'll sic Rouge onta ya!) [so there!]


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:lol, now there's a scary thought *imagines rouge chasing mjk with a flame thrower and a whirlwind towering inferno* devil

(P.S. Talent show didn't go so well, long story, will explain over beers at HoP birthday)


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Fear my wrath people, fear my wrath.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:pssssh. stereotypes. surely you could do better than that?

how abouts we just have a ceasefire for the party? i'll even provide some cassy d. stock standard happiness!



ps. whats with the mix of old and new looking emoticons?


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Oi! you started on the stereotypes!

We have new emotes now?? ooh!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Omg I am so in! wait... can I even enlist? I'm not of legal age... you know what... just shhh and no one has to know, right?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:thats ok, half the old people who are famous from being in the army joined up when they were too young. just imagine, one day, id you're not kia, you'll be FAMOUS!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:look at me i would normal be excused because of my mental state *evil laugh*

only jokin lol


he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:legal age limits? we even have those?

Just don't tell your parents you're drinking wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:YAY!!! grin I'm not left out because I'm young for once! that's so exciting! laugh3

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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