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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Hmm, romantic partner or army?
Nice choice.

Kupo!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
its the choice men usually make so why not girl too?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
haha made me smile.

so, when does basic training start?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
We need more people in r&d, whose up for checking the combat possibilties of rope darts with gorilla fist heads?

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
...ouch.

Kupo!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Precisely. devil biggrin

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Malcolm should get us to do an ad campaign for the gorilla fists! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Or meteors with gorilla fist heads. Triple gorilla fist heads! devil

Invader_Xan, volunteering for R&D, SIR!
*salutes*

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


squarefishSILVER Member
(...trusty steed of the rodeo midget...)
403 posts
Location: the state of flux, Ireland


Posted:
Would you prefer a brass plaque or marble headstone Xan?

decemberscalmSILVER Member
member
49 posts
Location: Cypress (Houston), Texas, USA


Posted:
Flowers are better than bullets. ^_^
Make love not war
Hugs not drugs (Wait, I don't think this is the right place for that slogan o.o. Oh well ^^)

I'll help supply Plushy ammunition.


What happens when a Raver meets a Graver? o.o
Graver stabs Raver for being too happy.
or
Raver converts Graver via hug and escatacy.

what fun ^^

Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: squarefish


Would you prefer a brass plaque or marble headstone Xan?



Actually, I always had a thing for granite... wink

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I want my epitaph to be a map to the next headstone, so after they've visited five or six graves they actually find out where I'm buried.

Oooh, oooh, can I be part of R&D for Testing?

Kupo!


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Tank tank tank tank tank...

*clarence rumbles through the edge of the thread*

Whoops! There goes another gun rack.. I think I've forgotten how to steer this thing properly!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
haha ow you just ran over my foot

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Claire, what did I tell you about tanking while tanked?

You're creating a mess and hurt poor Skry!! spank

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
lol its ok im actually made of some as-of-yet undiscovered natural material which renders me impervious to being hurt by drunk people in tanks. specifically...

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
So you're like wolverine?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
ummm, yeah but a gagillion times cooler. and im smokable.

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
eek omg you're a bigger asset to this army than I thought!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
haha are you suggesting that you doubted my capability to make a significant contribution to the war at hand? wink

well luckily i can also regenerate like wolverine so

*hands out large chunks of self to all the ranks*
"make yourselves silly, my comrades"

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
tank tank tank tank tank....

*crashes through the other side of the thread following Clarence in her tank. Wipes out another gun rack.*

Woooo! I remember why I don't take this thing out very often!

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I knew I should have invested some of those defence dollars on trank taining instead of beer tongue

actually, on second thoughts:

Tank training or beer? Which do you think?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
beer, most definately. it will make us impervious to the enemy's attacks, and when they are all done empty cans and bottles can be used as ammunition haha biggrin

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
excellent! I made the right decision then! ubbrollsmile beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Scavenges the empty cans to make things with.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
We could even sell the empties to make some more money when the funding runs out! ubblol

who is funding us by the way?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
not me cos I'm only just enlisting

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
*throws HUGE bag of gold on the floor*

did i mention that i was robin hood in a past life? hehe wink

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh goodness, i think i love you! ubblove

hello dizzy! welcome to the fray! grab a beer and join us on the beanbags as we figure out what we shall do with this new defence budget

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
more beer?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


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