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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh the HoP Gallery has much more than two! ubblol ubblol

ooh now theres an idea! we could have a section of cross dressers to freak out the enemy....hmmm, or not. might freak out ourselves ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: rouge

*pat pat* Don't think that's going to get you out of the army, son




bawahaha, as soon as i read that was going to claim klingers throne! *marches off in a dress with a rifle slung over my shoulder, 'madman' style biggrin now all i need is a helmet!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
every time I see this thread I think it says "HoP Armed Farces"

biggrin

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
 Written by: Mr Majestik


 Written by: rouge

*pat pat* Don't think that's going to get you out of the army, son




bawahaha, as soon as i read that was going to claim klingers throne! *marches off in a dress with a rifle slung over my shoulder, 'madman' style biggrin now all i need is a helmet!




Is the dress black with a punisher-esque white skull on the front? biggrin

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

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Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
haha, sadly no, its the one thats torn to shreds when klinger trys to go capture chinese surrenderers. i like looking rugged and unkept :P

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
mkj, I think we need a photo of you like this wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
I second that.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
haha, unfortunately i havent worn a dress since the circus fest in september, maybe i'll borrow someones dress from the laundry room for a photo shoot tongue bet they're love that.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I bet we'll love it too! ubblol

PHOTO! PHOTO!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Ryo_Kenenthusiast
483 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
haha, i was all spiffed up in a min and crop top last friday biggrin

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
do i dare ask why? umm

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
cause its smexy?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Ryo_Kenenthusiast
483 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
that and it was brettstars 21st tongue

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
so there's photos then? tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
ubblol you and photos.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
They make for good blackmail...i mean, proof wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
Hey General...
My calendar says this Friday or Saturday is Armed Forces Day. Does that mean we all get a holiday then???
beerchug wow

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Calender? Phtos of MJK in a dress? Anybody else getting ideas?

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol
Ha ha - they would have to be in a known and scenic location, but I'm getting the picture...

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Ryo_Kenenthusiast
483 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
yep, take a look in lou's gallery tongue

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think it's the groping which disturbs me most! eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
whos getting groped?!?! i didnt defect to miss all the gropage! i want some!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Nah mate, that's your own fault! No whinging and sooking for defecting now tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
FINE! i'll just hang around in the corner and grope myself then ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh dear... help

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*goes on a mission to find chocolate*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
anyone ever seen those one killergram bars of chocolate?

killergram? is that like a kissergram but with killing?

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
General, you still trying to convince people down under how much of a hippy you're *not*?

And here's a special hug just for you as you missed the last group hug and one before I left for more familiar climes wink

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Owner of Clarence_Quack


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow i aint bin in here for a while! nice to see it so busy! your troops are doing well then general!

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Dunno about a kilo, but I have seen some huge blocks!

Steaks - I'm not a hippy! I'm not! See! I started at army! duh! ubblol

Sketch - where have you been? Did I give you leave??

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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