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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh wow! TAIL MASS ENJOYMENT!!!

I'm sure the sheer "wtf, mate" we inspire in people when we do that will be enough to confuse them while the glomping platoon attack! ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Ryo_Ken


Ryo_Ken

enthusiast
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 483
Posted:hee hee, yes i do beleive there's merrit in that idea, such lovley strategics general tongue

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:glomping??? I didn't sign up for no "glomping" General
besides my legs a bit weak from lugging piles of rolls of wick from old HoP to new HoP so no glomping for me just yet...

I thought I'd only signed up for a bit of a cruise hanging out the side of the HoP gunship helicopter?? Wot happened to our AirFarce, Gen-her-arrl?

*stumbles off into a dark corner to recuperate and let the whip marks heal over*


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*hands georgemc a bag of cookies* smile

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:oooh, cookies!!!!

Ta very muchly Brenn, but I don't think they're gonna help with the whip marks? Got anything for large red welts on the back??


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:perhaps, more large red welts?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:excellent - thanks! eek
and now, for your next trick????


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York

Total posts: 3354
Posted:*schemes tactical tackleglomps from beanbag*

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: georgemc


oooh, cookies!!!!

Ta very muchly Brenn, but I don't think they're gonna help with the whip marks? Got anything for large red welts on the back??



Umm.... I have a bag of BEES! biggrin


They'll...erm...uhh...make honey! Yes! And honey is good for sores!


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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:and its good to eat too! what more could you want?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:yers.. and apparantly bee stings venom actually do your body good somehow if I'm remembering correctly - they used to get bees to sting you if you have certain condition...

but what more could I want??
A nice custard square would go down well about now.


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:hey Brenn! Rekon you can train those bees into attack bees??

Maybe George can help you since hes not fit enough to glomp?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:ooooh, I missed that didn't I? Bee's have wings - that makes them part of the Air Force don't it???

Gen-her-arrl Rougie, I'll be reporting for glomping duty tomorrow - just need a dark corner to hide for a few hours.


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*hands george a six-pack to help enjoy his dark corner*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York

Total posts: 3354
Posted:say general, take a look at these plans *takes another beanbag out*

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas

Total posts: 3776
Posted:well i see it's all back to normal here then!! biggrin ubblol

hey russ - can i please have some of that dahl?? ubblol *dahlface* ubblol

anyone need a fresh drink? beerchug



well, you know where the fridge is!! ubblol


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon



hey Brenn! Rekon you can train those bees into attack bees??







They have to finish their 'squishy snoo' training first before they can think of becoming attack bees capable of bombing the targets with bean bag beans biggrin



 Written by: georgemc



yers.. and apparantly bee stings venom actually do your body good somehow if I'm remembering correctly - they used to get bees to sting you if you have certain condition...







I believe the condition was 'being very annoying' ubblol



 Written by: georgemc



but what more could I want??

A nice custard square would go down well about now.





I'll go one better and summon a custard cube biggrin. IN 3D!!!

EDITED_BY: Brenn (1176890913)


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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:oooooh! 3D!!!
can you manage it in 3D with coconut on top as well?
ooooh, oooh, can ya, can ya puu-lleeeeeese??

and Gita - can you top me up? That 6 pack the Gen-her-arrl packed me off with is all gone. Besides it was only Ozzy beer and, wellll, not that I'm ungrateful or one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but, well, - you know?
beerchug


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ooh fNi, interesting plans...what do they do?

hi mum!! see! i told you my army wasn't dead! biggrin

excellent Brenn! I look forward to these attack bees!

and george - what the damn problem wish aussie beer?! sif kiwi beer is any better! eek


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Ayellayen


Ayellayen

The smart-arse who kisses Rouge's
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 128
Posted:I hope that my previous army experience will earn me plenty of brass on my shoulder and medals on my chest...oh yeah, plus I'm sleeping with the general.

It's my world - you all just happen to live in it.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:never know, she might find a new flavor of the month and have you knocked off wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Ayellayen


Ayellayen

The smart-arse who kisses Rouge's
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 128
Posted:i'd like to see her try.

It's my world - you all just happen to live in it.

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:I now have a RAF great coat so can i be in charge of the air wing now lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:as far as i knew, FoxInDocs and MiG were in charge of the airforce, but I am sure they would have no objections to giving you the rank under them biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:so what am i? biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Can I order a battalion too?? I would sign up for psychological screening - if that's required wink Whereas.. ubblol

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I am highly supprised that I have missed this thread for so god damn long!

Can I join, and head up the laid back sound system, for when we are not partying/recovering? biggrin
Nice to see such a pretty lady do something constructive with their procrastination too ubblol hug


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Ryo_Ken


Ryo_Ken

enthusiast
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 483
Posted:georgemc: stress less! a new case of hobgoblin has just arrived, better than both our ozzy beer by far and im willing to bet kiwi beer as well!!

*hands out hobgoblin to all*

hee hee, general, allow me to head up a sea devision? i could run great covert fishing ops, and send divers down for crayfish and crabs instead when there's anny surface fire biggrin


Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

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pitman
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pitman

addict
Location: swansea

Total posts: 544
Posted:pitman reporting for duty,

sorry im late sir had to round up my sheep. i used to be in the welsh sheep cavalry if that helps. does not need a fluffy sheep cavalry?


DONT DO DRUGS THERE BAD FOR YOU.
SO GIVE THEM ALL TO ME AND I WILL GET RID OF THEM FOR YOU!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:Signing up for duty! Ready to fight flamers with actual flame, sir!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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