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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Pah! My attack bees double as scouts biggrin They blend in naturally with the environs and are seldom bothered.... save for children and teenagers with garden hoses.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
they do? excellent!!

seems our scouts are pretty darn good then!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


WirewoodGOLD Member
journeyman
90 posts
Location: Perth, West Australia


Posted:
Do you need a Combat Botanist? Very useful if the enemy resorts to flower-power...

peace

"What drives life is...a little electric current kept up by the sunshine." Albert Szent-Gyorgi


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
combat botanist could be useful for biological warfare tactics General - you know, poison ivy, poison oak, hemlock, deadly nightshade and those GM (Generously Modified) glompin-stompin treebeards I've heard whispered about down behind the motorpool...

Ooops, nearly forgot *leaps to attention* NCO i/c AirForce reporting sir-maam-sir!

We've got the bubble biplane squad circling the base for close air-support and apparantly we have an all new Wing Attack plan that I wasn't aware of to complement the existing Air Strike plans Alpha through Mike, but we still have a small morale problem in that the armourers are still being upset that you called off the napalm attack on the university a wee while ago. I can sort that out though if you just name the target - we'll get the planes rolling out of the hardened shelters quick smart - welll, after a spot of smoko to be honest, but as quick as a quick thing.

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Righto then.

I like this botanist idea! You're on!

next, yes, the napalm attack should go ahead as planned. How soon can we get it underway? Because I would like to propose 0800 (...crap, i forgot which timezone this is in military lingo!....) AEST Monday 23rd July. Same target as before. That horribly ugly building. George wanted a postcode; 3800. Now that postcode applies to the university ONLY. It is not a suburban postcode, therefore if there are any slip ups and bombings of non-university targets, I will declare you an American.

got it?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Ooooh! Napalm arrows, Napalm arrows that explode in mid air. Can I be in weapons R&D?

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Yes, I'd think so!

I like this idea of napalm arrows!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
If you want to precisely target JUST the university and no collatoral damage, you'll need to place the Ranger unit in proximity with Laser designators painting the target. I can't be responsible for any damage caused by Rangers who into Abstract impressionist painting, so choose the team wisely...

In the absence of Laser designators in the Ranger unit, perhaps Wooktastic needs to put in some overtime on R&D for a biological alternative. Unless Brenn can train his killer bee teams into seek and Kamikaze units - we could have the bombs follow the bees in (unfortunately there's be no time for the bees to get out again so it's a one way trip for them - but it's for the greater cause).

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
We don't have laser designators currently in our armouries, but we do have plenty of tins of bright pink paint that does the trick! We traded them for our laser designators, I didn't think we'd need them redface

Kupo!


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
did someone say napalm?! eek

rouge darling, you & your friends seem to have made more mess every time i come in here! *shakes head*

seeing as you're doing a roll call, why not get everyone to tidy up a little hey? it'll just make the place look a little more professional? smile

oh & you forgot me on your list! i'm here...but i supposed technically i haven't enlisted. i'm just here to make sure everyone is okay & haven't passed out in a corner somewhere after drinking too much beer!! ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Biological weapons? We could go for the old faswhioned trebuchet loaded with diseased animals. Or arrows with their heads dipped in excrement, or maybe ebola virus. Actually I like the idea of arrows dipped in ebola virus.
Who's in charge of our artillery? We need to train up some archers. Bows are good stealth weapons.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Ryo_Kenenthusiast
483 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
Ryo_Ken reporting for duty also! Tail wagging, warming up and ready to go!!

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Ok Mum, your rank can be "Mum" smile

and wook is right. we need artillery. i like the oldfashioned trebuchets. is pineapple pete in my army? i think he made a trebuchet once, wonder if he wants to look after them here.

russ, how do you wagg a tail that's not physically linked to your brain?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Ryo_Kenenthusiast
483 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
oh believe me, i can wag that tail, just ask lou, i was giving her lessons, its all in the hips tongue

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


squarefishSILVER Member
(...trusty steed of the rodeo midget...)
403 posts
Location: the state of flux, Ireland


Posted:
Reporting for duty Ma'am,
late and dusty, but I come with a full weight of toys devices and blinky things.
My awsum skillz include Hormone Testing, Microbiology and making Exploding Bathfoam.

do you have a bed for a weary soul? Is that...the bugle ....that I hear...?

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*points squarefish in the direction of the closest avaliable bunk*

We can discuss your awsum skillz in the morning

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
is it too late to sign up? i have the awesome capacity to procrastinate and forget things until something truly magical happens at the last second, when all seems lost, and all is right in the world again... biggrin

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh there's always time to sign up! biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
sign up for what? jk jk im sure ill get round to it...

*rolls ciggie and sits down in comfy armchair... dark chocolate and cherry gateau anyone?*

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Dont got any, sorry. Take this though.
*hands skry a nutella cannon*

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
ooooh just as delectable, also far more appropriate to the situation.


dont you think the hippie smiley looks as if he's spinning flower poi?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh gateau! oh yes please! *licks lips*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
*gives rouge a ginormous slice of gateau*

here you are, consider it a thank you for the late sign up. biggrin

so whats this war all about anyway?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
i think its on everything, but im not positive

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Posted:
Arrrr Mateys!!!!!! Reporting for duty on dis fine Vess'l. What be ye orders to this ol' scurvy dog?

Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
if i can, i'd quite like to be allowed to play the bugle to get everybody off the couch and into battle mode... or at least comfy armchairs and beanbags and such hehe.

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
We were invaded by some people from another forum and this army was started to be ready in case of another attack...(or I was having boy problems so declared myself General and started an army...potato/potato)

I think the scurvy ol dog would fit right in with our navy!

something tells me we already have a bugle player...aw whatever! havent seen them for a while if we do! Job's yours!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Invaded? Erm...

*tiptoes quietly out of this thread*

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


Posted:
Yarrr Young Scalleywag, Boy troub'ls eh? Well hare's whadda do..... *her brain gets eaten by the boyfriend before she can answer*

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Well I started an army so I thought I did pretty well tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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