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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA

Total posts: 1848
Posted:Reporting for duty Rouge Sir!

*scribbles on enlistment papers*


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Aye, laddie! Me and me flamey pope hat be joining ye! AND MY AXE! Arr ubblol

Oh, and all these fellas want in too.


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they applaud your efforts the only way technicolor can!


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:*gets out of civvies*

and the drill sargent agrees.


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"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Um...... Whatever happened to peace and love?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Peace and love? Of course! this is an army of Hippies! bounce



Water fights and jaegar bombs! bounce2

EDITED_BY: Rouge Dragon (1160380803)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Can't we just envelop any marauders in big fluffy blankets and hug them until they see the joys of being poi spinning hippies and join us?

I don't like this talk of armies and such. Way too aggressive.


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:shhhh! don't announce our tactics like that!!!!
EDITED_BY: Rouge Dragon (1160379145)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:uh oh.

we have tactics? sounds all too organised and stuff for me.

if i want organisation i'll go to work ubblol


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln

Total posts: 431
Posted:*puts on helmet*

*sticks pack of lucky strike in helmet*

*signs papers*


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:you were recruiting in paul's intro? I gotta catch up...

ummm, ye... I did everything I could to *avoid* enlisting in the army when I finished high school... so the last set of enlistment papers I saw, conveniently disappeared...

and I have no skills...

and I won't wear the uniform...

and I won't do what I'm told...


...if that's all ok... I'm in


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:Ahhh LURVE the smell of parafin in the mornin....

*chews fat Cuban cigar, packs splurge guns, hug bazooka and cuddle bombs*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:excellent lads!

Pte Pogo, can you hug? can you throw a water bomb? can you sit under a tree with a cocktail of the non-molotov variety? then you have the skills!

And I was thinking something like this for a uniform biggrin

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:*gasp* I can do ALL those things and more!! and omg!! I even ubblove the uniform...

I going to hug those rednecks arses off... hmmm, that doesn't sound quite right, does it?

you have a very cunning plan indeed, general dragon... even your recruitment tactics are cunning


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Excellent!

mkj: can you organise yourself to go and get the beer? I'll even let you drive the tank to the bottle-o!

sketch: excellent! love your enthusiasm!

Sambo: pass around those cuban cigars! there's a good lad! biggrin


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:As much it pains me to say, in a time of war. Torture of prisoners may be an ugly necessity if we are to survive.

I would like to appoint myself as 'Assigned Inquistor'. Skilled in the art of non-violent torture. Including...

- Subjecting the prisoner to the entire back catalogue of Mariah Carey on repeat
- Arrange performaces by Professional Fire Spinners who do the weave REALLY FAST*
- An Unabridged Adaptation of 'War & Peace' told through the meidum of interpretive dance..


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:confused has there been another invasion on HoP???

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:No.

Only a bored dragon in an angsty mood redface

But now we have an army hug-weilding hippies! bounce

Shaolin - that's AWESOME! I promote you to Lieutenant Shaolin!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*brings in a dozen redneck-head trophies*

I only hugged them. honest!


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Good work, Lad!

Or should I say Captain Brenn?
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Can I be like the super computer that provide's all of your intelligence for the war? Like "I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E." in team america? Or the "big board" in Dr. Strangelove?

After all, I am the Master-Control-Program, I'm perfect for the job!

ubbloco


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:*Puts on HOP uniform and goes to intro thread to hug and cuddle all the newbies, just in case. Oh, and warn them that they've just entered a warzone!* eek

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Can I head the Glomp Platoon please? Seeing as Glomps seem to have dissapeared into almost non existance it could be our secret weapon for the hardened cases where even Neon Shaolins Inquistive techniques and Skully's pink fluffy blankets can't penetrate!

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:Dykw Boy ready and willing!!!!

i have a small fleet of purate shipsjust ready to sial under the banner of the HOP Navy!

doe that mean i can be the Admiral?
biggrin biggrin biggrin


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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Arnwyn
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Arnwyn

old hand
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 1065
Posted:I am so in!
*signs the recruitment papers*

What is your command General Rouge?
*salutes*


L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~

" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon

"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar

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Zehcrec
GOLD Member since Sep 2006

newbie
Location: Devonport

Total posts: 10
Posted:Can we ride unicycles into battle?
I think too many iraqies will have to die to fuel tanks..
Balloons... will there be balloons?


Don't just do something, Stand there
-Banksy

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Not really sure of my duties, or how I would go about this...

But can I be a spy?

Like Mata Hari biggrin


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Getting to the other side smile

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Excellent! We have a navy under Admiral Dyke Boy!

And ooh, clare....I don't know about being a spy like Mata Hari....you do know she was sleeping with both sides, dont you? How about you be like the White Rabbit???

And Kathryn, of course there can be unicycles. ooooomigosh!!! TANK UNICYCLES!!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:hooray!!!!



right then, i need gunners (for the cheesecake cannons) steersmen, deckhands, and a ships cook, and a cat OR monkey, NO PARROTS. they poo on me frown



oh and we sail in our sloops, which look like this


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under this flag of Piracy, which look like this YARR!!!


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D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:I think i should be in charge of the air force. I have a fleet of bombers waiting with 13 kilo-pillow warheads, designed for blanket bombing, and several fighter wings equipped with hug and forget missiles.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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jeff(fake)


jeff(fake)

Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 1189
Posted:I had hoped we could incorperate Klein bottles some where.

And zepplins...


According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...

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