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Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Total posts: 160
so, when does basic training start?
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Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
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Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since May 2005
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Total posts: 479
Invader_Xan, volunteering for R&D, SIR!
*salutes*
"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky
SILVER Member since Sep 2002
(...trusty steed of the rodeo midget...)
Location: the state of flux
Total posts: 403
Make love not war
Hugs not drugs (Wait, I don't think this is the right place for that slogan o.o. Oh well ^^)
I'll help supply Plushy ammunition.
What happens when a Raver meets a Graver? o.o
Graver stabs Raver for being too happy.
or
Raver converts Graver via hug and escatacy.
what fun ^^
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SILVER Member since May 2005
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Total posts: 479
Would you prefer a brass plaque or marble headstone Xan?
Actually, I always had a thing for granite...
"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky
Oooh, oooh, can I be part of R&D for Testing?
Kupo!
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QuackerJack
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Total posts: 1927
*clarence rumbles through the edge of the thread*
Whoops! There goes another gun rack.. I think I've forgotten how to steer this thing properly!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
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Total posts: 160
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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You're creating a mess and hurt poor Skry!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Total posts: 160
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Location: without class distinction
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Total posts: 160
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Total posts: 13215
omg you're a bigger asset to this army than I thought!i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Total posts: 160
well luckily i can also regenerate like wolverine so
*hands out large chunks of self to all the ranks*
"make yourselves silly, my comrades"
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006
Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Total posts: 2387
*crashes through the other side of the thread following Clarence in her tank. Wipes out another gun rack.*
Woooo! I remember why I don't take this thing out very often!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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actually, on second thoughts:
Tank training or beer? Which do you think?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Total posts: 160
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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who is funding us by the way?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Total posts: 1965
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Total posts: 160
did i mention that i was robin hood in a past life? hehe
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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hello dizzy! welcome to the fray! grab a beer and join us on the beanbags as we figure out what we shall do with this new defence budget
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Total posts: 160
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