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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:umm

You two make me dizzy!!! rolleyes ubbrollsmile hehe


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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poig


poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 1590
Posted:*wakes up*
Why are there tanks everywhere? Is there a war? Am i hallucinating?
Ouch. Headache ubbloco


THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*hands poig some water*
there isn't a war, you're just in the army, remember? Rest a while, you've got a hangover hug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:*salutes to general rougie*

armed and ready for action, maam...


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--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:BUBBLES!!!!!!!

*runs around giggling and playing in the bubbles*


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:aw absolutely ROCKIN, major-general pogo!!! well done!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Hey!!! How come he gets a promotion and I don't!!!

I wroted you a story!!! frown


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:He got that promotion AGES ago!

are you sure you didn't get one ages ago too?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:OOh...that's right...he did!!! Silly me!!!

But, no, I don't believe that my promotion ever came thru!!!

I still wanna be admiral...I'll bring my boat!!!


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Oops...well...maybe not??? redface


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Well, you WERE admiral...um....might want to rethink your boat, hun wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:PROMOTION!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:you defected. sif you're getting a promotion! rolleyes

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:well i want a promotion from defection! I DEMAND A PROMOTION!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:YAY!!! I knew that I had my other one around here someplace!!!
I found it!!!


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Will that work???


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh nice work admiral fyrespirit!!!

and mkj, are you crawling back?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:only if i get a promotion tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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poig


poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 1590
Posted:eek No, please don't promote him!! HE'S MAD redface

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:But we're all mad here!!! I'm mad...you're mad... biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Don't worry, he's not getting a promotion. You defected. You really should get the firing squad.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:yeah fire him squad!! biggrin

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:really? i get your firing squad? who's in it? i assume i get to keep them and its not a rental right?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Uh-hmm...




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EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1166531701)


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Who's in it? well, I think we have about 5 blanks and 1 bullet. I believe that is customary wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:isn't that russian roulette? umm

why don't you all just lob big chunks of lime jelly at him? ubblol


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:eek NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... don't waste the lime jelly!!! it's GREEEEEEEEEN!!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:ohhh... and admiral fyrespirit!! get on that ship and sail those seas lickety-split!!

that'd be NOW, soldier!!! bounce


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted: Written by: Pogo69


ohhh... and admiral fyrespirit!! get on that ship and sail those seas lickety-split!!

that'd be NOW, soldier!!! bounce



if fyrespirit sails ships they're a sailor not a soldier wink


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:meh... surely that's just semantics in this, ummm, dragon's(?) armed forces?

which brings me to my next question... if I'm a major-general, do I get to order around an admiral?


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Depends on what you're ordering me to do!!! wink



*in best southern drawl* I do like a man that knows how to be forceful!!! *bats eyelashes*



*sings*



************Come Sail Away...Styx********************



I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin seas



I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me



On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard



We'll search for tomorrow on every shore



And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on







I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory



Some happy, some sad



I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had



We lived happily forever, so the story goes



But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold



But we'll try best that we can to carry on







A gathering of angels appeared above my head



They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said



They said come sail away, come sail away



Come sail away with me, baby



Come sail away, come sail away



Come sail away with me







I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise



They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies



Singing come sail away, come sail away



Come sail away with me, now



Come sail away, come sail away



Come sail away with me



*************************





To elaborate...



I would cross oceans of time...

Reach to the farthest star...

...to see you...be with you...

Til the oceans go dry...

And the stars cease to shine.

hug ubblove hug


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:ooooh!! that sounds like a *yes* to me!!!! biggrin bounce biggrin

that was beautiful, hun... hug ubblove hug ubblove hug

now... get your butt in that ship of yours and set sail!!

*sits down and watches clock*


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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