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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
umm

You two make me dizzy!!! rolleyes ubbrollsmile hehe

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
*wakes up*
Why are there tanks everywhere? Is there a war? Am i hallucinating?
Ouch. Headache ubbloco

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*hands poig some water*
there isn't a war, you're just in the army, remember? Rest a while, you've got a hangover hug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
*salutes to general rougie*

armed and ready for action, maam...


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--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
BUBBLES!!!!!!!

*runs around giggling and playing in the bubbles*

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
aw absolutely ROCKIN, major-general pogo!!! well done!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Hey!!! How come he gets a promotion and I don't!!!

I wroted you a story!!! frown

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
He got that promotion AGES ago!

are you sure you didn't get one ages ago too?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
OOh...that's right...he did!!! Silly me!!!

But, no, I don't believe that my promotion ever came thru!!!

I still wanna be admiral...I'll bring my boat!!!


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Oops...well...maybe not??? redface

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Well, you WERE admiral...um....might want to rethink your boat, hun wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
PROMOTION!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
you defected. sif you're getting a promotion! rolleyes

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
well i want a promotion from defection! I DEMAND A PROMOTION!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
YAY!!! I knew that I had my other one around here someplace!!!
I found it!!!


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Will that work???

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh nice work admiral fyrespirit!!!

and mkj, are you crawling back?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
only if i get a promotion tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
eek No, please don't promote him!! HE'S MAD redface

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(with parents)
Unowned


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
But we're all mad here!!! I'm mad...you're mad... biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Don't worry, he's not getting a promotion. You defected. You really should get the firing squad.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
yeah fire him squad!! biggrin

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
really? i get your firing squad? who's in it? i assume i get to keep them and its not a rental right?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Uh-hmm...




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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Who's in it? well, I think we have about 5 blanks and 1 bullet. I believe that is customary wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


margitaSILVER Member
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3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
isn't that russian roulette? umm

why don't you all just lob big chunks of lime jelly at him? ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
eek NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... don't waste the lime jelly!!! it's GREEEEEEEEEN!!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
ohhh... and admiral fyrespirit!! get on that ship and sail those seas lickety-split!!

that'd be NOW, soldier!!! bounce

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Pogo69


ohhh... and admiral fyrespirit!! get on that ship and sail those seas lickety-split!!

that'd be NOW, soldier!!! bounce



if fyrespirit sails ships they're a sailor not a soldier wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
meh... surely that's just semantics in this, ummm, dragon's(?) armed forces?

which brings me to my next question... if I'm a major-general, do I get to order around an admiral?

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Depends on what you're ordering me to do!!! wink



*in best southern drawl* I do like a man that knows how to be forceful!!! *bats eyelashes*



*sings*



************Come Sail Away...Styx********************



I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin seas



I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me



On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard



We'll search for tomorrow on every shore



And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on







I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory



Some happy, some sad



I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had



We lived happily forever, so the story goes



But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold



But we'll try best that we can to carry on







A gathering of angels appeared above my head



They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said



They said come sail away, come sail away



Come sail away with me, baby



Come sail away, come sail away



Come sail away with me







I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise



They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies



Singing come sail away, come sail away



Come sail away with me, now



Come sail away, come sail away



Come sail away with me



*************************





To elaborate...



I would cross oceans of time...

Reach to the farthest star...

...to see you...be with you...

Til the oceans go dry...

And the stars cease to shine.

hug ubblove hug

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
ooooh!! that sounds like a *yes* to me!!!! biggrin bounce biggrin

that was beautiful, hun... hug ubblove hug ubblove hug

now... get your butt in that ship of yours and set sail!!

*sits down and watches clock*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


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