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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Ryo_Ken


Ryo_Ken

enthusiast
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 483
Posted:ok ok ok, ill umm, jus umm, round up the rest of the lot *runs off*

*comes back, not quite as drunk but smiling broadly*

right, umm, seeing as there is many of us general, i shall um march in the shallows of the ocean, an thus keepin an eye out for umm, seaside danger, dont worry, i have my floaty device, so i wont accidently drown biggrin


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Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:Sah, yes sar! (maam, sorry)!

* rattles out snappy salute then takes General Rouge gently by the elbow into a darkened corner *

You want I should plan a straffing run practice for the pilots down the beach General?? A run's a run innit and you did say you were in a bad mood, and the armourers are still a bit toey after having their napalm and smart bombs prepped then stood down all on overtime so it'd be kind of nice for them too...

Be getting dark soon - you want some tracers included in the straffing run? Provide a bit of light for the lads doing the pack run?!


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:You can bloody well call me sir! I deserve as much respect as any man aroud here! got that!?

And your plan sounds good to me...altho considering a *am* upset, making them run in the dark is nice and evil.... devil


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:*wandersin, hears geral in bad mood. Runs and Glomps her*

Smile sweetness, this is a happy place biggrin hug2


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This aint supposed to be a happy place! it's the damned HoP armed forces!!

If you want a "happy place" to go kindergarten!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:Grrr!!! someone needs to take a chill pill!!! i have just the thing for that....

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I tohught this army was supposed to be sharing ubblove and hug's with the world?

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:*mjk sneaks into the HoP armys HQ while everyone away on their beach run and steals all the toe socks* ubblol mwahahahahaha!

if you target my uni faculty first with a pinpoint strike i'll return your socks unharmed! biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:But I don't wear socks.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:i know what'll really annoy you "soldiers"

THE GAME!


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Only the ones that are silly enough to play it tongue

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Oi glue! get out of this thread! What's with "soldier" in those silly little talking marks! *boots glue*

Mjk...you forget we go barefoot. not sure where you nicked those toe socks from wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:All the spares for the sock poi I guess umm

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:can't boot me if you can't see me.......

*runs and hides*


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ooh! a seige!

Time for some old-school warfare! ubblol

*orders a trebuchet*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:oh no no no it's not a siege............more a gentle intergration

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:oi! you're the one under seige here! you don't even get a bloody say in the matter! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:oh yeah well i have something to say to you....................TAG, YOU'R IT!

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Ok Rougie. Joined! Sign me up for boot camp!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Well considering on msn you just admitted to not polishing your boots in a long time...methinks you can start there ubbrollsmile

otherwise just drop and gimme 20 tongue


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:20? as in 20 cents? I pick that option!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:oi! don't be cheap! I want a $20 note!!! tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I don't think i have that much. Remember, I'm just a poor uni student like you. Will an IOU suffice?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:*mumbles* seems like it will bloody well have too *grumble grumble*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Don't make the mistake of ever believing I'll make good on it though!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Don't make the mistake of ever believing I wont come and get you! mwahahahah!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:phew closeone, they seem to have forgotten about me......i'll just stick it out here till morning

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:*gangs up on FTAG with Rouge*

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you'll never find mee!

*says in strange dalek voice*

"teleport"


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:ACTIVATE WORM CANNON!

*fires streams of earthworms at glue's retreating back*


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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