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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:Miss Dragon, Ma'am, you started an army of hippies who go around hugging people who's uniform is Tie-die shirts and rainbow fishermans pants, how can you possibly argue you are not a hippy? ubblol

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Point_Blank

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Total posts: 1207
Posted:Sorry Rouge, but steaks has a point, what kind of self respecting commander of hippies would classify themselves as non-hippy?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I'm not a hippy cos...um....um....there was a soldier in my bed this morning? ubblove

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:Ok, I will concede you are not as much of a hippy as some around here, but you are still a hippy, just a clean one.
Hell you even met me outside FLinders St in a rainbow hoody and a pair of red Dr Martins, thats pretty hippy.

Also I don't believe this 'soilder dude' exists as I never met him tongue


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:oi! they're not just red! they're cherry red! get it right! rolleyes

ubblol

and he does exist! he even has a HoP account! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:Whos to say that isn't just you pretending to be him?
I mean you do spend an awful long time on the internet ubblol


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:It very often is me pretending to be him! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:And you now expect me to believe you that he does exist? umm

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:well it's only "very often" that it's me...there are few times when it has actually been him! ubblol



and there are photos in my gallery of me and him! nana


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:That could just be a paid model, or just some random dude you bullied at uni or something to pose with you. I know your sort wink

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georgemc
georgemc

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Posted:and besides being in bed with a soldier doesn't exclude you from being a Hippy - haven't you seen "Hair"??? Soldiers can be Hippies too!

Besides, if you're not even a little bit Hippy, what's holding your leggy on?? biggrin


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Nope, haven't seen Hair! nana

My leggy? what's this? Kinder?

your hip bone's connected to your thigh bone...
*giggle*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:anyway, general - you haven't been acting in a very General-like manner recently. What's happened to morale around here? Is everyone out on leave, AWOL or just plain being hippy and un-army-like???

How about a spot of war games, manoevres or something to get the lads back in the swing of military matters??
What are your orders sir/maam?!
Is this an army or what?


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:hmmmm, good idea....war games it is!

*grabs a waterbomb and throws it at george*
biggrin


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:* neatly dodges waterbomb and tosses back a spare vegemite hand-grenade left over from one of the intro threads *

righto then missy, now ya've got that out of ya system, how 'bout a REAL war game? An enemy (probably preferably fictitious so no-one actually dies), logistics, co-ordination of naval and air forces, plans, orders, sit-reps ...

(plus a bit of random firing of weapons and drinking tots of rum for the troops) biggrin


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:vegemite hand grenade? umm 1. what's that? 2. I'm an aussie, I'm not scared of vegemite tongue

okok, fine, make me do some thinking why dont you!

hmmm, enemy, enemy......ooh! universities? school? there's got to be enough HoPpers with exams and assignments at this time of year to like to fictitiously kill their educational provider tongue

ok, coordination....
george,didn't you want to be in the HoP airforce? It was MiG and FoxInDocs in charge, but they don't post anymore so it seems you now are!

*sits down with george to plan this while "testing the quality of rum" for the troops*

methinks i can get used to this gig ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemc
georgemc

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Posted:righto, then we can 2 squadrons topside in 2 ticks. What ordinance you want General? - 500 pounders? rockets? 56 cal? smart bombs? or something more potent - we got a good deal on toast spread with vegemite - drop them over the enemy's walkways and it'll be better than anti-personnel mines - no-one will want to risk stepping on them! mwahhahahaha! bounce

pass the rum general - this co-ordination stuff takes it's toll.


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


georgemc
georgemc

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Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:* suddenly realises that a promotion happened in there *

bounce

* slowly realises what usually follows a battlefield promotion...* frown



oh well - more rum General? (moritori te salutant and all that stuff)

beerchug


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*drinks more rum*

*hic*

but what if I want to eat the vegemite? aw well, I suppose that we all need to make some sacrifices frown

How much cannon-fodder *cough* i mean, how manny diggers we got?

Took you long enough to realise the promotion...now you just need to watch yourself tongue


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
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Total posts: 371
Posted:Sneaks up, Gollum-like, behind George ready to use a rope dart garrotte.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

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georgemc
georgemc

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Total posts: 2387
Posted:* struggles up off the floor *

General, I remember now - I'm allergic to rum! frown

Now what was the last thing we were talking about?... something about carpet bombing was it???...
Oh, I hope it was carpet bombing - I love the smell of Napalm in the morning..

*goes off to instigate napalm carpet bombing attack on Ozz-trar-lee-ers universities*


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:*Sneaks up behind the general and ounces with a huge hug from behind

hug

Morning! ubblol


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:eek omg is it mornining already?

ouch, my head...methinks too much rum with that George fellow...carpet bombing? did we mention carpet bombing?...I like the carpet and don't want to get up from it...

*sleeps*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemc
georgemc

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Total posts: 2387
Posted:yeah - don't go into school today Rougie - your aerial support spearhead is going to make a mess of the place I'm afraid. The Napalm carpet will not be a comfortable place to sleep I'm afraid.

Now, you do have the ground troops organised to go in promptly behind the napalm don't you?? confused
If not we may as well call the whole thing off and the armourers will be highly unhappy. They do so love playing with the explody firey things for real...


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Too late. I'm here now.

I think we should change tactics ever so slighty and attack the uni school by school...starting with the Spanish department...that'll teach them for giving me 0% ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemc
georgemc

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Total posts: 2387
Posted:* recalls the bombers *

co-ordinates then please General - for a pinpoint precision "surgical" strike I need Lat-Long co-ordinates. Carpet bombing is so much easier.

Advise range of damage desired from a huge crater like hole, to building standing but people incinerated. Will plan the appropriate response.


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Right, lat-long coords....ummm...

how about aim for the massivly ugly building?


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But wait a few hour til I've gone home for the day! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:General, you still trying to give the impression you aint a Hippy?? I only ask because I would expect the General of such a mighty and powerful global army such as the HoP Armed Forces must be, to be conversant with the global positioning system and such basic navigation techniques as lat-long. I mean, it's not like I asked for the coriolis effect correction factor or anything, just a simple question...

I didn't even get a Zip code! shrug

* yells outside to the armourers to hold the laser designator smart bombs *


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Ryo_Ken
Ryo_Ken

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Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 18th Jun 2006
Total posts: 483
Posted:*staggers in with an empty bottle of rum*

Gen *hic* eral, i bought you sum *hic* rum, but i seem to have been *hic* ambushed, and it was taken

needing my assistance?


Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Bad time to wander in!

I'm in a bad mood and i've decided to take it out on everyone.


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see that beach?

Pack march!

now GO!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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