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Login/Join to ParticipateBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
only jokinhe he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Try being the general in charge of you lazy lot!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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oh dear! drinking problem, have we? no wonder you fit in so well here!!i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Falling over leads to sleep! And sleep is good!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
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Does a knife count as protection?
Kupo!
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WOOOOOOOOOO!
It's not "rape and pillage" It's surprise sex and aggressive borrowing!
just remember to do the suprise sex and aggressive borrowing BEFORE we burn.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
Flaming knife poi?
How about flaming SCYTHES!
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
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Flaming scythe meteors.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
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Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
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Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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*gets a bucket of water and washes hands*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
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Written by: Rouge Dragon
Army takes no responsibility for anything!
*gets a bucket of water and washes hands*
Can you think of the enourmous grass cutting possibilities with a double roped sickle? Millions of money could be made of that idea! Money that could be used for war with alcohol! Are you willing to give up on that? So what if he dies, it could be classified as war casualties. Or kept secret, this is military isnt it..?
Smile.. It confuses people..:)
Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
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meow
happy little panda bear 
i love you
BRONZE Member since Sep 2007
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Total posts: 160
is 8.30 too early to be drinking?
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
You're just being 'international', not alcoholic!
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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