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*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky )

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Heilige Schei�e, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

eeexcellent.

I think we should practice bombing runs, to begin with.

Drop some pillows on that there group of innocent bystanders

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

*pops up from behind a bush still smoking Cuban*

Ooooh, can I head up the tactical covert pegging division? Do we have an engineering division? I could do with augmenting my splurge cannon with a bolt on pegger...

During a time of war, traditionally only one member of a squad is allowed a cuban. The same person also has to wear oversized sunglasses, and preferably have a badass attitude.

However, in the spirit of this operation, I declare FIREY BALLS to the rules, and Cubans all round!

*orders parachute air drop of crates of Cubans and ducks behind bush to await further instructions from General Rouge*

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

I know Rougie

Still like Mme Hari...

Getting to the other side

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

I don't know about a mascot (Because I'm very biased and will say a dragon )

But how about a logo. insignia. thingo. doova....BADGES!!!!

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

I'd like to enlist under Dunc's Glomp Platoon. I'm an expert in tackleglomping..and errr...tackleglomping

oh...and sneaky

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

i'll enlist

i could be a human missile, you could shoot me from the unicycle tanks and ill hug people at high speed

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

Uh humm..... *puts up hand* what about me.... I was the original!!! Can i be like the Osama of our Army. The spiritual leader seeing as i have the ability to make people say and do anything i like. You can still run the show. But everyone will look up to me for there spiritual guidance.

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

Paul? You for spiritual guidance? Oh there is just something fundamentally wrong with that.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

 Written by: Rouge Dragon


Good work, Lad!

Or should I say Captain Brenn?
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Awesome! Thank you General!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy

 Written by: Gidg


Paul? You for spiritual guidance? Oh there is just something fundamentally wrong with that.


Umm... my star sign say that jobs that would suit me would be a teacher/preacher that sort of stuff. Maybe i can finally put the calling of the cosmos into action!!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

Oh the world will never be the same!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

Oh, Paul...youjust said the wrong thing...now I've got to look you up on my astrology site!!! Will let you know if you're worth saving or not!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

http://www.astro.com/cgi/showgif.cgi?lan...;res=63&va=
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There ya go, dude!!!

Give me a bit to analyze the data and I'll tell you allllllll about yourself!!!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

Captain Brenn! You will salute when you address me! go on! go copy the little salute emoticon and post again!!!\

Private Paul...hmmm....ithe jury is still out about whether i promote you to chaplain paul...but it does have a very strange ring to it

(has images of you conducting a service with kilnger being the only one attending in his sunday best )

Where's doc! we are going to need some medics!!!!! glomps can give bruised knees you know!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

 Written by: fyrespirit


http://www.astro.com/cgi/showgif.cgi?lan...;res=63&va=
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There ya go, dude!!!

Give me a bit to analyze the data and I'll tell you allllllll about yourself!!!!!



Ummm.... my birthday is 1980 not 1979. If that changes anything

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"