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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Are you asking to be court-marshalled? umm

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
gita

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Posted:daughter! what is going on in here? umm

& why is calvin holding a tank hostage!? eek

look at this mess! sheesh! anyone would think there had been a big party in here & everyone had just slept on the floor or whereever they landed! *tsk tsk*

goodness me! young people today, i don't know!

*starts checking that rouge's unconscious lil friends aren't dead*

ew! this one smells like it's dead!

*wanders off muttering to herself...*


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:aw mum!!!

mjk is holding a tank hostage cos he wants a promotion, but he isn't going to get one is he exhibits that kind of behaviour - insubordination!!!!!

and they're not dead! just drunk! beerchug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
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Posted:oh good, that's alright then! smile

now, does anyone need some water & some aspirin while i'm here? how about breakfast? pancakes? another beerchug ? oh wait, scratch that last one...there isn't any beer left...

darling, how bout you give him a little promotion? then he can release the tank, go get beer & everyone is happy, yes?? ubbangel


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:but i cant give him the promotion if he acts like a git and undermines my authority!! rolleyes

mummy....may i have some bacon and eggs please? ubbangel


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
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Posted:good point dear. smile but what else can you do? if you can't come up with something, he'll get more ubbloco , you'll get more angry & then you won't have any beerchug & he has the credit card! eek

i can cook you eggs, but you'll have to ask your father to cook you bacon (or do it yourself missy!). being vegematarian, cooking bacon would make me feel sick - you don't want your mum to feel sick now do you? *stern look* smile


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:[censored]! i forgot that!!!!

*stern voice*

MJK! You get down from that tank! Give me the credit card, the keys, and i won't court-marshal you...


and mummy, I'm busy right now trying to get these lazy good-for-nothings up...rekon we can convince dad to cook the bacon?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66
Bek66

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Posted:Mmmmm....bacon....I'll cook the bacon...got any grits???
(wonders if Aussie's will even know what grits are)


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:nope! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66
Bek66

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Posted:Hmmm...How to explain grits!!!

They are made from hominy which is similiar to corn and coarse ground...then you boil them down and add pretty much anything that you want to them for taste...

Personally....I just like them with butter and salt...
Along with bacon, eggs and toast...ymmmmmm...


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
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Pogo69
Pogo69

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Posted:one more gap in my culinary knowledge base, filled!! I always wondered what grits were, but never bothered to find out... shrug

while we`re doing southern cuisine 101, what they heck are biscuits? cos when I think biscuits, I picture jaffa cakes and monte carlos, but they don`t go with roast beef and gravy, so I imagine it`s not the same thing...?
confused


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66
Bek66

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Posted:You don't know what biscuits are??? eek

Bread, hun!!!

http://www.joyofbaking.com/Biscuits.html


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:Looks like a scone.

*reads*

yep, "very similar to the British 'scone' although typically less sweet"

Bugger that! Make real scones and have them with jam and cream!!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
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Posted:oooohhh... scones... gotcha... wink

so it`s just like the brits serving up their roast beef and gravy with yorkshire pudding, then...


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:Afternoon tea?


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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:all HAP tanks are belong to me!

*tapdances on tank*

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promotion!


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:INSUBORDINATION!!!!!!!!!

and how the hell do you think you can control all the tanks at once???


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:i've hired troll mercs. biggrin

and unless you submit, i'll use the HAP visa to buy THEM beer!

promotion!


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:*goes to the bank*

*stops card*

Go ahead! Buy them beer! But it will be with your own money tongue

Oh, and you're fraternising with troll mercenaries?? Are you asking me to incarcerate you in GuantanaPoi Bay?

ps: HAP? shouldn't it be HAF? confused


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66
Bek66

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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


Bugger that! Make real scones and have them with jam and cream!!!!!



Oh, but we do(have them with jam or jelly...and butter)...or at least I do...and lots of other people that I know...my personal fave is blackberry jam...mmmmmm. ubblove


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:strawberry all the way...

AND THEY MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT GET SCONES AND JAM AND CREAM IN GUANTANAPOI BAY!!!!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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poig
poig

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Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:Yes we do.

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
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Mr Majestik
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Posted: Written by: poig


Yes we do.



wheeeeee, are you willing to join me in demanding a promotion poig? together we will fight the HAF oppressors in the hope of creating a TRUE democratic military! biggrin


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poig
poig

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Posted:I can get promoted from being a prisoner??
Yes please! bounce


THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:since when was the military ever democratic?

If you want equality and rights you most certainly don't join the military!

The best you can hope for now is an honourable discharge tongue


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted: Written by: poig


I can get promoted from being a prisoner??
Yes please! bounce



you were a prisoner?

I don't remember taking any! ubblol

must have been drunk at the time! beerchug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:ahahaha, i can sense the fear rising within you Rouge Dragon. your ranks are defecting as we speak. soon you will stand alone standing defiant.

as Leader of the TRUE Democratic HoP Armed Forces i garuntee weekly promotions for ALL loyal followers!


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poig
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Posted:Hmm, now i remember joining up to the army...
So what does that make me?
Im a priserard biggrin


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:That's still GENERAL Rouge to you!

*mutters* there's always one rolleyes


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted: Written by: poig


Hmm, now i remember joining up to the army...
So what does that make me?
Im a priserard biggrin



Well it would make you a private. and eligible for promotion if i see fit.
and i will tell you now, following that wayward mjk is not going to get you a promotion of any sort!

however being a good boy and going and getting everyone beer might biggrin


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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