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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Line.... line, crossed the line. *giggles uncontrollably* too much info missy. So didn't you like my joke. I thought it was some of my best work (not).
As long as i'm leader of something i'll be happy!!! Bad jokes i thing i can do that well! biggrin bounce bounce2 bounce


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:What's a bra?

*heeheehee*


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Dad, I learnt the line crossing from you nana

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:I dare you to cross this line...

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bounce2

Okay, well,....how'bout this one...?

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bounce2


Aggghghhhggghghgh!!!!!!!!!!
Help!!!! It's after me!!!


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:I like this army... I can't remember when I was recruited... but I've not done a damn thing since

although... I was blowing bubbles at work yesterday... does that count?


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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miesta
miesta

member

Member Since: 13th Sep 2006
Total posts: 101
Posted:is he your dad ubblol
im bored, so im going now, bye.


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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Yes HE is!!! ubblol ubblol

Pat i'm still waiting for this so called leader to promote me to spiritual leader of this rag tag band of missfits. They need my guidance. Its surely in need of a good man like me to help things along!!


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:i thought i did promote your spiritual leader? although according to your own damn house rules, you can make me promote you to spiritual leader! ubblol

but because i refuse to acknowledge that you outrank me as my father, i'm going to promote you on my own accord to get in first nana


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:The jury was out on whether i was up to the job. frown Its about time you saw it my way, i knew you would. (being the all seeing all knowing kind of spiritual leader that i am) ubblol

You may think you got in first but what actually happened was that i projected my thoughts to you to make it think like you had the idea. You ask your mummy, i do it to her and the TV all the time. *nods* yep i'm not making this up!! biggrin hehe


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Just like this guy but with my face!!! ubblove ubblol ubblol


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:Warehouses full of missiles? I like it. Welcome aboard, Sergeant George. I've currently got a really good special on field commissions, would you like to hear more?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:*wanders in*

sLou?..


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:lou!!! you'd be great in my little army of hippies! how 'bout it?!

*hands lou enlistment papers*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:uhm..

what does this involve...

i'm veeery hmm whats the word.. suspicious?.. uhm..

i know theres a word.. then im that..

sceptical! maybe.. when it comes to signing things...


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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Can I still enlist?

I can fill the position of pirate wannabe, just call me cap'n Bebo!


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:C'mon Lou, you know you want to. You can take up the head of our fairy platoon. They are the reconisance side of our airforce. Cause your nice and small and friendly you can gather information without getting into trouble. clap ubbrollsmile

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:oooh yeah!! that's a great position for Lou! So how about it hun?? biggrin

and a pirate! sounds simply grande! YAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:ooo

well if i get to be a fairy *slou*... hehe


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Wheeee! we have a fairy! we have a fairy!! *skips and frolicks*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted: Written by: MiG


Warehouses full of missiles? I like it. Welcome aboard, Sergeant George. I've currently got a really good special on field commissions, would you like to hear more?



As I said before it's the NCO's that do all the work. I wave my wharehouse of missiles at your Field Commission! Sergeant's forever!!


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


Wheeee! we have a fairy! we have a fairy!! *skips and frolicks*



Drunk and disorderly!!!
eek wink


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:beerchug
and whacha gonna do about it, private? eh???


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:eek

Private!?!?

Geez... frown was just making a comment on your fuzzy alcoholic-ness... not above being that way a bit myself if the occassion and the mood strikes!!! Like having to cut freakin' grass all freakin' day long!!! biggrin ubbloco

Or having kids trying to turn you in to a basket case!!!


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:Ooh, seeing as i'm in the army can i be responsible for pyrotechnics, or has that already been taken? devil

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:And you have you pirate!

Just call me private pirate, aarrrr!


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:team... we have a mission

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh goody goody! bounce

oh, wait, does that mean I have to put my beer down and actually DO something?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:yep... pg 14 of 3 word story 2

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:are there bubbles involved in this mission? if so, I am in... otherwise, consider me AWOL...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Sherking your responsibilities again, privat pogo!!! Hmmm.... it soldiers like you that aren't fit for this toughness of real war. Hand in your bubble blowing machine and you pillow bombs and be gone with you!!! *giggle* ubblol tongue

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:hey!!! pogo come back! you haven't been discharged! and besides! rev. paul can't discharge you! didn't i promote you to Major-General so you could sing? hehe

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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