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Login/Join to ParticipateBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
WE shall play music in the air, the sea, the hills and the beachs we shall not not party
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
So Balloons ahoy!
Don't just do something, Stand there
-Banksy
The way I see it, to invade another board is just about as lame as the innvasion made on us. And the best way to deal with 'em is to not get riled up like a few members did, but to ignore/mildly mock them.
Having said that, I'm up for conscip... I mean, joining up!
I got me some military training (what with me going to posh schol and all) and I have erm... nice hugs!
Where do I sign?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
No prob...not that hard to fix!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
ooh ooh! i want astrology thing! pick me!
Geez!!! Birthdate and time...
Same for you Paul...a time would narrow it down more.
Oooh...Rougie...got my Pops shotgun at the ready.....them rednecks don't have a chance!!!
EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1160503029)
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
hooray!!!!
right then, i need gunners (for the cheesecake cannons) steersmen, deckhands, and a ships cook, and a cat OR monkey, NO PARROTS. they poo on me
oh and we sail in our sloops, which look like this
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under this flag of Piracy, which look like this YARR!!!
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Ok, I'll be the ship's monkey! Though none of my previous experience actually comes anywhere neaer to that kind of boat... http://www.noblemarine.co.uk/images/laser4000.jpg
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Woo, yer I'll hug everyone into submission!!
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SILVER Member since Sep 2004
Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...
Total posts: 2719
Could I have the rank of Obersturmbanfuhrer and design tanks.
I shall use this as the basic framework...
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It will be armed with these:
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And these:
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And be accompanied by a detachment of these:
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ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member since Jan 2005
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK
Total posts: 180
Diversionary tactics would be good. I'll confront the enemy with one of these...
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...and while they're oooing and ahhhing over how cute it is, we can blast them with the cheesecake cannons.
My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.
Squueee!
BRONZE Member since Jul 2006
Its Wet and Cold
Location: Somewhere far,far away......, ...
Total posts: 120
Pick me pick me
I can help, im not really that good at anything but I can cook all the cheesecakes for the cannons and i like a good pillow missile
Oh Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good
Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Total posts: 3286
SILVER Member since Mar 2004
coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...
Total posts: 4693
infact i think he may be willing to join us!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
It's about time this army found some altitude and musculature...
*slaps on army cap*
*looks general rouge up and down*
and i don't mid following eye candy either...
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BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
*looks up*
*gets on 3 steps*
*looks pte gareth in the eye*
Flattery will get you everywhere
Welcome to the HoP Armed Forces!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
Delete go arthurbrown! that guy could take on all rednecks and the world with that knife......take it off him and give him a pillow.Delete
Have you actually ever seen a real redneck?
I live with them every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
PLATINUM Member since May 2003
Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Total posts: 5276
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
go arthurbrown! that guy could take on all rednecks and the world with that knife......take it off him and give him a pillow. "That guy" is me! Playing out last saturday.
Might change it to something less scarey and more deadly.
EDITED_BY: ArthurBrown (1160651233)
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
Deleteive met some rednecks, lovely caring people yeh?
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The ones I deal with every day are anything but!
Oh...a joke for ya!!!!
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A good ol boy raises livestock...
A redneck gets emotionally attatched!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
i think we should recruit some livestock due to this new information. we can lure the rednecks into a trap. get some good ol' boys to start raising!
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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