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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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spinningstarlet
spinningstarlet

enthusiast
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*
Member Since: 29th Aug 2006
Total posts: 271
Posted:ooooh sounds fun... please may i be in the air force? blanket bombing and hug missiles sound like awesome!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Excellent! We have an airforce under Wing Commander MiG!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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sketch
sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln
Member Since: 16th May 2006
Total posts: 431
Posted:I couldnt resist, the mental image was too strong!

HoP Uniform!!


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Sketch! That rocks some serious socks!



I now promote you to Lieutenant Sketch!
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Yes, officer rankings are given on a sucking up basis.



What did you think they were granted on? Merit?



oh, wait, that actually sounds like a good idea...


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:i'm an aeronautical engineer mr.mig sir...may i be of service in your air force?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:eeexcellent.

I think we should practice bombing runs, to begin with.

Drop some pillows on that there group of innocent bystanders smile


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:*pops up from behind a bush still smoking Cuban*

Ooooh, can I head up the tactical covert pegging division? Do we have an engineering division? I could do with augmenting my splurge cannon with a bolt on pegger...

During a time of war, traditionally only one member of a squad is allowed a cuban. The same person also has to wear oversized sunglasses, and preferably have a badass attitude. cool

However, in the spirit of this operation, I declare FIREY BALLS to the rules, and Cubans all round!

*orders parachute air drop of crates of Cubans and ducks behind bush to await further instructions from General Rouge*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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sketch
sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln
Member Since: 16th May 2006
Total posts: 431
Posted:wooooooooo! promotion!

Hey, im no bystander!

*dodges pillows*

Hey, we dont have a mascot yet..........


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:I know Rougie ubblol

Still like Mme Hari...


Getting to the other side smile

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sketch
sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln
Member Since: 16th May 2006
Total posts: 431
Posted:so wheres the rednecks??

*picks up ropedart*


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I don't know about a mascot (Because I'm very biased and will say a dragon wink)

But how about a logo. insignia. thingo. doova....BADGES!!!!

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Zoom in on dubya!!! He's a f****** idiot and all Americans are now screwed!!!

Get me the f*** out of here!!! Please!!!


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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fNi
fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York
Member Since: 8th Mar 2004
Total posts: 3354
Posted:I'd like to enlist under Dunc's Glomp Platoon. I'm an expert in tackleglomping..and errr...tackleglomping biggrin

oh...and sneaky wink


kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:Signing up for duty!!

I dont have many skills, other than my pharmaceutical / chemical / biological knowledge... which I could use in preperation for chemical and biological warfare!!

We can use my two deadliest weapons, a cup of tea and a spliff biggrin

hug


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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:i'll enlist biggrin

i could be a human missile, you could shoot me from the unicycle tanks and ill hug people at high speed ubblol


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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miesta
miesta

member

Member Since: 13th Sep 2006
Total posts: 101
Posted:ubblol i can just imagine it. a bunch of naked people running into battle with their fire staffs and poi, classic!

juggle grinades and twirl flame-throwers. everyone will be yelling, "have you got a lighter?"

consider me enlisted, ill bring the lighter.


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Nekkid? Get with it lad! we have uniforms! They're clearly outlined on page one of this thread...

however a nekkid platoon may well be a good idea...merge with the glomping platoon under Lieutenant Dunc!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:I'm in!

The Airforce sounds like a good option. The pillow bombs will do wonders with me...


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Uh humm..... *puts up hand* what about me.... I was the original!!! Can i be like the Osama of our Army. The spiritual leader seeing as i have the ability to make people say and do anything i like. You can still run the show. But everyone will look up to me for there spiritual guidance. ubbidea

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Gidg
Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Member Since: 11th Apr 2003
Total posts: 8506
Posted:ubblol Paul? You for spiritual guidance? Oh there is just something fundamentally wrong with that. wink

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


Good work, Lad!

Or should I say Captain Brenn?
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Awesome! Thank you General! hug smile


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted: Written by: Gidg


ubblol Paul? You for spiritual guidance? Oh there is just something fundamentally wrong with that. wink


Umm... my star sign say that jobs that would suit me would be a teacher/preacher that sort of stuff. Maybe i can finally put the calling of the cosmos into action!!! ubblol


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Gidg
Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Member Since: 11th Apr 2003
Total posts: 8506
Posted:ubblol Oh the world will never be the same! ubblol

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Oh, Paul...youjust said the wrong thing...now I've got to look you up on my astrology site!!! Will let you know if you're worth saving or not!!!



biggrin biggrin


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:http://www.astro.com/cgi/showgif.cgi?lan...;res=63&va=
br>
There ya go, dude!!!

Give me a bit to analyze the data and I'll tell you allllllll about yourself!!!!!
biggrin


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Captain Brenn! You will salute when you address me! go on! go copy the little salute emoticon and post again!!!\

Private Paul...hmmm....ithe jury is still out about whether i promote you to chaplain paul...but it does have a very strange ring to it ubblol ubblol

(has images of you conducting a service with kilnger being the only one attending in his sunday best tongue)

Where's doc! we are going to need some medics!!!!! glomps can give bruised knees you know!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted: Written by: fyrespirit


http://www.astro.com/cgi/showgif.cgi?lan...;res=63&va=
br>
There ya go, dude!!!

Give me a bit to analyze the data and I'll tell you allllllll about yourself!!!!!
biggrin


Ummm.... my birthday is 1980 not 1979. If that changes anything
biggrin


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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FoxInDocs
FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1846
Posted:ooh ooh! i want astrology thing! pick me!

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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Dedphrog
Dedphrog

member

Member Since: 14th Feb 2006
Total posts: 50
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


however a nekkid platoon may well be a good idea...merge with the glomping platoon under Lieutenant Dunc!



I'll volunteer to run this platoon...if you need us we'll be under the shade tree doing jumping-jacks! sunny


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sketch
sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln
Member Since: 16th May 2006
Total posts: 431
Posted:oooh! i also have my motorbike.....errr.....i mean.... chariot of steel, which gives us the capability to chase off chavs and boyracers. i need a lance........

Cavalry! anyone else have a trusty steed to ride into battle?


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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