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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
RUM FOR UBERDANGEROUS FIRE BREATHING!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oooh now there's a way to get rid of some of our enemies!

Except that it would be a waste of good rum frown

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
If we're gonna waste rum right, I'll take care of it. I just finished a batch of napalm....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
just no breathing with it. You're on our side, so we like you alive!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
I'll get knock up some thermite and nitro.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Umm.. Just a question... Who are we fighting against?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
The Judean Peoples Front?

Kupo!


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
The peoples front of Judea

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
No, the POPULAR Peoples Judean Front


biggrin

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
no we should go battle the Knights that say "Ni"

but first we should destroy their shruberys

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
A surprise attack.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUI- i mean THE HOP ARMY!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
oooh thats sneaky. one question though, how are we going to coordinate a good surprise attack if noone can decide who were fighting haha smile

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
That's the suprise!

Kupo!


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
haha okay it makes sense now.... sort of

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
i think we should just fight everyone....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Hello everyone. Your general is currently drunk.

this is all i have to say.

continue! biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
ummmm i think if yer going to drink, you have to bring enough for everyone....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
oh lol i think this is going to be fun

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
ummm due to the large amount of intoxicants taken over the course of the while i have forgoten what i am ment to be doing etc etc hmmm prehaps organisation isnt my strong point!!!

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
have you tried strengthening it?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
well yeah but the ropes keep snapping

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Try chains.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
not in the budget :P

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
So? In times of war armies have right of pillage.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
As long as we only pillage baddies and not the nice people.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
true, we can pettition the HoP shop as temporary use as our armory...

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
WOOOOOOOOOO!
It's not "rape and pillage" It's surprise sex and aggressive borrowing!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol As long as it's surprise consensual sex then I suppose I can't be against it!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
lmao well if the general says it okay lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Just make sure it's consensual and you use protection!

Oh, and take full responsibility for any kids if an accident happens!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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