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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Okay...duck-covered people and a duck-covered duck... shouldn't be too hard to do!

*readies glad-wrap lassoo*


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Wait... Just how is this going to protect us from Rouge and her rifle?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Cover the people with the duck!

Kupo!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:no! oh no! I won't shoot the duck!

No animals are to be harmed in the retreival of my tank!!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Ok, good, so the ducks have saved us once again.
*Walks off singing 'guns don't kill duckings, ducklings kill ducklings'*


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:eek no! noone should kill ducklings! duckings are cute! ubblove

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:And tasty!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:I'm am sorry for leaving you to your own vices, General. As i can well see now that was a mistake and i should of known you could lead people, nana

You just don't have the discipline. Look it only took you 3 posts from being mean to loving ducks.... Were is the commitment!!! Very disappointing.

*all said while poking pointer finger in the sternum like good "Generals" would do*


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:As opposed to running away and leaving his post?

I'm not scared of a chicken like you nana


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:My Post!!! I resent that, i have never left my post. I just haven't had anyone come and ask for my opinion, which you should know now the only true way to go!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:is "leaving his post" in the sense of
a) deserting a place he was supposed to stay at?
b) forgetting the piece of wood and leaving it lying around somewhere lige Gidg and her pogo stick, General and the tank keys?
c) entering a electronic message on the bulletin board?
d) all of the above?
e) none of the above?
confused

Anyway, back to the ducklings - ducks always come with down (unless they're a plucked duck), so putting the ducks with the people already protect us because the people are down. Army types always lie down when someone is shooting at them.
Doh! biggrin


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*groans*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:you didn't answer the question!
twas a sirrius question - i is easily confuzzled!


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:They lie down to avoid the bullets, or because they've failed to do so - genios!

Kupo!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:General Rouge! Control your troops I say!
Gidg has been attacking me with chocolate milk all day!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:yeah, but you deserved it wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:No I didn't! She's just mean. besides, she was then one rolling though people's threads in your tank and generally wreaking havok!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Lookie lookie what i got...


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Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:the little man looks like john cleese!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:<manny> There was a little man! </manny>

&#2384;

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Ok, so just to clarify that I do have organisational skills when I chose to employ them;

Under the command of Four-Star General RougeDragon (I need to give myself room to promote myself!) we have:

FoxInDocs
Brenn captain, attack bee trainer
Mjk deserter, klinger
Sketch lieutenant, cavalry
Pogo69 major general
Sambo_flux
Neon Shaolin assigned inquisitor
Mcp
Firetramp
Dunc head of glomp platoon
Dyke boy admiral
Arnwyn
Clare spy
MiG wing commander
Toobie airforce
Jeff(fake)
The_mods_stole_my_name airforce
Fyrespirit lieutenant, admiral
fNi glomping platoon
asena chemical and biological warfare; cups of tea and spliffs
freyaJ
monkoy
lost83spy airforce
gitasguy chaplain
dedphrog nekkid platoon
mikefromglos music
zehcrec
FRD
Seabadger ship monkey
Flashpoint tank designer
Clairebe
Perraforde
BlazeOn
ArthurBrown
Poig - coproral
Georgemc sergeant
Johnnyrok
Adya_miriyana airforce reconnaissance (fairie squad)
basstones
ryo_ken tail mass enjoyment
ayellayen
firetom
steaks
pitman- sheep cavalry
wooktastic
Clarence quack
pineapple pete kinger2

There have also been some people wandering in an out who have not made their intentions clear and therefore would need to let me know where they stand.

You will notice that there are two admirals. Given that dykeboy is rarely around, i do not see this as a problem. Also, due to MiG's absence of late, Georgemc is now in charge of the airforce.

and so!

ROLLCALL!!!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Captain Brenn reporting! I HAS A BUCKET! biggrin





of Bees. biggrin


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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time

Total posts: 1207
Posted:Point_Blank and his cluster bomb bubble plane circling overhead, prepared to drop bubbles when/where necessary

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Hmmm, should I sign up or stay freelance?

Kupo!

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:a curse on all your tye dye shirts!, i want to go home..... tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:sign up! sign up! More job security if you join compared to that freelance stuff tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:private pidge signing up for duty!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:i want to enlist........and it doesnt look like you have a Demolition Squad. Also it doesnt appear that there is anyone that is able to initiate Wing Attack Plan R if not i think i should be in charge of that too.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Doesn't look like you have any scouts either - you guys are gonna run into many many ambushes!

So here I am; Captain Jarle and the 1st Ranger platoon, reporting for duty!


Kupo!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:hello private pidge!

and it now looks like we have a demolition squad and some scouts!

although, jarle, i'm not sure if you can just promote yourself wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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