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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:beerchug
*walks up to the barman* I'm 18...really!


THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:psst, hun, if you're in your uniform you'll have a better chance wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:*puts on tent-like uniform* Have you got a smaller size?

THE hop Pyro.
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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*hands poig a better sized uniform*

here you go smile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


Well it would make you a private. and eligible for promotion if i see fit.
and i will tell you now, following that wayward mjk is not going to get you a promotion of any sort!
however being a good boy and going and getting everyone beer might biggrin



lies! dont trust they tyrannical dictator for life Rouge!

i can give you promotions whenever you want! not whenever i want! join me, and we can be whatever we choose! you can think for yourself and do as you please! VIVA DEMOCRATIC ARMIES!


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:*puts on new uniform and stilts*
You think i look old now?

*brings in the beer* Drinks are on me! beerchug


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Thankyou Corporal Poig!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:*taps on rouge's shoulder*

y'know dear, some of your little friends seem to be forming their own army...does this mean you're going to fight each other now? cos that's not really very nice & could get awfully messy! rolleyes


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:some? oh mum, no! it's just one little deluded one who thinks the army can be a democracy! rolleyes poor confused child.

I'll give him an honourable discharge when he apologises and gives me the keys to the tanks back smile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:NEVER!

democracy will prevail!


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*pat pat*

there there, you keep telling yourself democratic army will work


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:*psssst*

I know it won`t have escaped your attention, general rougie... but... he`s tasmanian... I think he`s prolly just seeking attention... wink

oh... and are there any scones left?


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Are you hungry AGAIN???



*shakes head*



I tried to get some blueberry muffins for you, but for some reason I can't get my hotlinks to work... frown



Stupid technology!!!

EDITED_BY: fyrespirit (1165885609)


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:ummm, yes... is nearly lunchtime now, so I have a reason... tongue

I`d say I am a growing lad, but I`ve been the same size for over 20 years, so I can`t really back it up... rolleyes


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:http://www.pofolks.com/menuitems.htm
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Well...maybe try some of these...(if the freakin'link works, that is) rolleyes


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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shonnie
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Location: Sydney,NSW
Member Since: 15th Nov 2006
Total posts: 79
Posted:ur a twig

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by: shonnie


ur a twig



I am so...!!! tongue

 Written by: bek


Well...maybe try some of these




yum!! one of each sounds good!! hug biggrin oh, except for the chicken gizzards... BLLLLLUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! eek


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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shonnie
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Location: Sydney,NSW
Member Since: 15th Nov 2006
Total posts: 79
Posted:ubbrollsmile

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

Okay...you don't have to try the chicken gizzards...they ARE a bit like trying to chew on an old tire!!! tongue eek


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:is that site a joke? or is it for real????

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:No...it's real...and some of the best southern cooking that you've ever had...

They're just being cheeky with the language thing...
But believe it or not...I do know people that actually talk like that!!! shrug ubblol


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:oh dear....bek,if i come and visit you, can we not get take-away please? ubblol

and it wasn't just the language that made me think it was a joke...some of that food was like the crap i was eating in romania! who the hell buys that for fast food! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:i will personally post timtams via australia post to any Australian who defects to the TDHAP!

declare it publicly and pm me your addy! biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:*gasp*

incorrigible...!! eek quite apart from my undying loyalty to general rougie, I am impervious to your limp attempts @ chocolately bribery...

cos I don`t like tim tams!!! biggrin unless it`s those chilli ones, that you can`t get anymore...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Okay...now I'm gonna ask...

What's a tim tam??? confused


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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shonnie
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Location: Sydney,NSW
Member Since: 15th Nov 2006
Total posts: 79
Posted:oh u dnt no wat ur missin out on they r the best

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:It sounds like this army is lacking spiritual guidance.... *cough* ME *cough*
See what happens when you leave a dragon to do a mans job!!! tongue ubbrollsmile


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:umm

Ye, right!!! Whatever you say!!! NOT!!!

ubblol ubblol ubblol


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:bek: meet a couple of tim-tams...


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what *IS* really yum, though, is... you take a double-coated tim tam (like a regular one, but with much more chocolate on the outside)...

...and you bite 2 diagonally opposite corners off... and use the remaining biscuit as a straw to drink some hot chocolate (or milo!! yum!!)... the liquid draws up through the centre of the tim tam and makes it go all sorta like chocolate pudding... then you eat it whole... *licks lips*


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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shonnie
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Location: Sydney,NSW
Member Since: 15th Nov 2006
Total posts: 79
Posted:haha gita

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