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*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky )

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Make him sing 'Tiny Bubbles!' That should make him happy...and for gosh sakes, someone give him a bubble wand!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

I was more thinking:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

WTF!!!!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

Oh...oh...visuals are just TOO rich!!!

Oh, help!!!!! going to laugh myself into oblivian!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

*slaps forehead and falls over in the floor...still laughing*


Oh, no...a giggle fit!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

excellent, the enemy will be falling over laughing when they see Pat singing and dancing!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

The problem is i think that our troops are going to be dealing with the same effects. Maybe we need to invest in some ear plugs for that platoon.

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

oh no dad! you're the spiritual advisor! i know why you want the money! you want it to make your church rich and full of gold while the poor people that you're pretending to help starve!!

ok, position of treasury open!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

No i'm not like every other church on this earth. I'm all for the people *crosses fingers behind back* You can trust a spiritual person.... *nods* cause if you cant trust them, who can you trust!!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

No there wont be any need for that. And anyway i have the rest of the force behind me as there speritual leader and i have made them believe that there is a better purpose for them if they give their life for this cause anyway. So they are now all mine, to subliminally do with what i will. Just a little disappointed it has worked on you.

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

at the moment i am serious considering making the post of spiritual advisor null and void as i am not sure i can feel safe having my army being a flock of sheep following someone else....i mean, being a flock of sheep at ALL!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

I advise you to get nekkid and spin!!! Is the only alternative!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

So if their not your sheep they are no one hey major Rouge. Hmmm sounds like a case of envy to me.......

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

oi! what is with the falling over laughing @ my singing and dancing? hmmm? am I that transparently crap? actually, dont answer that...

as for the spiritual leader... this is a hippie army, yes? in which case, should we not be encouraging people to follow their own path? to develop spiritual enlightenment from within, rather than blindly following the teachings of some rambling megalomaniacal spiritual imposter? no offence...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

Umm.... umm.... umm.... thats a great idea you do that!! Hmmm what is it with all these free thinking people. Where are all the sheep that i see and hear about from all the other spiritual leaders at our weekend camps....

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

 Written by: Pogo69


oi! what is with the falling over laughing @ my singing and dancing? hmmm? am I that transparently crap? actually, dont answer that...

as for the spiritual leader... this is a hippie army, yes? in which case, should we not be encouraging people to follow their own path? to develop spiritual enlightenment from within, rather than blindly following the teachings of some rambling megalomaniacal spiritual imposter? no offence...




Nope, you asked for it...just the thought of you bouncing around, probably nekkid, dreads flying and singing that little ditty!!!!! Well, you tell me!!!

Oh, and...

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

 Written by: Rouge Dragon


I was more thinking:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...





You write that yourself? That was good! Oh and erm.. ARG! (and other such pirate speak)

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

well... I will be nekkid by all accounts

if you tied it down below, you could get a really cool doppler effect, as it swung round in circles...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

You don't say!? Would be rather interesting to say the least!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley