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Login/Join to ParticipateBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
Oh...oh...visuals are just TOO rich!!!
Oh, help!!!!! going to laugh myself into oblivian!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
SILVER Member since Apr 2006
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*pauses and basks in the G&S moment*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Delete Oh, no...a giggle fit!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Location: without class distinction
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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wait...do we have a treasury?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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ok, position of treasury open!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Location: without class distinction
Total posts: 13215
*wonders if she can court marshal her spiritual advisor*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
Sheep are sheared and slaughtered on a regular basis!!!
Am I going to have to take over as spiritual advisor as well as being admiral of the nekkid navy?
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
SILVER Member since Apr 2006
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Total posts: 3764
as for the spiritual leader... this is a hippie army, yes? in which case, should we not be encouraging people to follow their own path? to develop spiritual enlightenment from within, rather than blindly following the teachings of some rambling megalomaniacal spiritual imposter? no offence...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Delete :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
oi! what is with the falling over laughing @ my singing and dancing? hmmm? am I that transparently crap? actually, dont answer that...
as for the spiritual leader... this is a hippie army, yes? in which case, should we not be encouraging people to follow their own path? to develop spiritual enlightenment from within, rather than blindly following the teachings of some rambling megalomaniacal spiritual imposter? no offence...
Nope, you asked for it...just the thought of you bouncing around, probably nekkid, dreads flying and singing that little ditty!!!!! Well, you tell me!!!
Oh, and...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
BRONZE Member since May 2005
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I was more thinking:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...
You write that yourself? That was good! Oh and erm.. ARG! (and other such pirate speak)
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
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SILVER Member since Apr 2006
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Total posts: 3764
if you tied it down below, you could get a really cool doppler effect, as it swung round in circles...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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You don't say!? Would be rather interesting to say the least!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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all right you lazy buggers! Time to wake up! You've been sleeping long enough that your hangovers should have been cured! Time to get back at it!
mkj! our beer supply has run at an all time low! *throws pte. mjk the tank keys and the HoP armed forces unlimited credit card* go down to the bottle-o and pick up some slabs of Coopers! And remind them that this is for the army! it's gotta be tax free!!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Mar 2004
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but while i'm here, i suppose i do need to get my driving hours up for my test in january........*slaps L plates on tank* off we gooooooooo!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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SILVER Member since Mar 2004
coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Total posts: 4693
if i'm getting the beer i expect to at least have a decent rank!
*holds the HAP tank hostage until i recieve a promotion to l Tigre Number Uno*
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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