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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Line.... line, crossed the line. *giggles uncontrollably* too much info missy. So didn't you like my joke. I thought it was some of my best work (not).
As long as i'm leader of something i'll be happy!!! Bad jokes i thing i can do that well! biggrin bounce bounce2 bounce

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
What's a bra?

*heeheehee*

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Dad, I learnt the line crossing from you nana

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
I dare you to cross this line...

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bounce2

Okay, well,....how'bout this one...?

----------------------

bounce2


Aggghghhhggghghgh!!!!!!!!!!
Help!!!! It's after me!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
I like this army... I can't remember when I was recruited... but I've not done a damn thing since

although... I was blowing bubbles at work yesterday... does that count?

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


miestamember
101 posts

Posted:
is he your dad ubblol
im bored, so im going now, bye.

GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Yes HE is!!! ubblol ubblol

Pat i'm still waiting for this so called leader to promote me to spiritual leader of this rag tag band of missfits. They need my guidance. Its surely in need of a good man like me to help things along!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i thought i did promote your spiritual leader? although according to your own damn house rules, you can make me promote you to spiritual leader! ubblol

but because i refuse to acknowledge that you outrank me as my father, i'm going to promote you on my own accord to get in first nana

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
The jury was out on whether i was up to the job. frown Its about time you saw it my way, i knew you would. (being the all seeing all knowing kind of spiritual leader that i am) ubblol

You may think you got in first but what actually happened was that i projected my thoughts to you to make it think like you had the idea. You ask your mummy, i do it to her and the TV all the time. *nods* yep i'm not making this up!! biggrin hehe


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Just like this guy but with my face!!! ubblove ubblol ubblol

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Warehouses full of missiles? I like it. Welcome aboard, Sergeant George. I've currently got a really good special on field commissions, would you like to hear more?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
*wanders in*

sLou?..

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
lou!!! you'd be great in my little army of hippies! how 'bout it?!

*hands lou enlistment papers*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
uhm..

what does this involve...

i'm veeery hmm whats the word.. suspicious?.. uhm..

i know theres a word.. then im that..

sceptical! maybe.. when it comes to signing things...

JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Can I still enlist?

I can fill the position of pirate wannabe, just call me cap'n Bebo!

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
C'mon Lou, you know you want to. You can take up the head of our fairy platoon. They are the reconisance side of our airforce. Cause your nice and small and friendly you can gather information without getting into trouble. clap ubbrollsmile

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oooh yeah!! that's a great position for Lou! So how about it hun?? biggrin

and a pirate! sounds simply grande! YAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ooo

well if i get to be a fairy *slou*... hehe

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Wheeee! we have a fairy! we have a fairy!! *skips and frolicks*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
 Written by: MiG


Warehouses full of missiles? I like it. Welcome aboard, Sergeant George. I've currently got a really good special on field commissions, would you like to hear more?



As I said before it's the NCO's that do all the work. I wave my wharehouse of missiles at your Field Commission! Sergeant's forever!!

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


Wheeee! we have a fairy! we have a fairy!! *skips and frolicks*



Drunk and disorderly!!!
eek wink

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
beerchug
and whacha gonna do about it, private? eh???

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
eek

Private!?!?

Geez... frown was just making a comment on your fuzzy alcoholic-ness... not above being that way a bit myself if the occassion and the mood strikes!!! Like having to cut freakin' grass all freakin' day long!!! biggrin ubbloco

Or having kids trying to turn you in to a basket case!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Ooh, seeing as i'm in the army can i be responsible for pyrotechnics, or has that already been taken? devil

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
And you have you pirate!

Just call me private pirate, aarrrr!

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
team... we have a mission

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh goody goody! bounce

oh, wait, does that mean I have to put my beer down and actually DO something?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
yep... pg 14 of 3 word story 2

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
are there bubbles involved in this mission? if so, I am in... otherwise, consider me AWOL...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Sherking your responsibilities again, privat pogo!!! Hmmm.... it soldiers like you that aren't fit for this toughness of real war. Hand in your bubble blowing machine and you pillow bombs and be gone with you!!! *giggle* ubblol tongue

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
hey!!! pogo come back! you haven't been discharged! and besides! rev. paul can't discharge you! didn't i promote you to Major-General so you could sing? hehe

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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