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Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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No animals are to be harmed in the retreival of my tank!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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*Walks off singing 'guns don't kill duckings, ducklings kill ducklings'*
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no! noone should kill ducklings! duckings are cute! 
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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You just don't have the discipline. Look it only took you 3 posts from being mean to loving ducks.... Were is the commitment!!! Very disappointing.
*all said while poking pointer finger in the sternum like good "Generals" would do*
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
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I'm not scared of a chicken like you
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
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a) deserting a place he was supposed to stay at?
b) forgetting the piece of wood and leaving it lying around somewhere lige Gidg and her pogo stick, General and the tank keys?
c) entering a electronic message on the bulletin board?
d) all of the above?
e) none of the above?
Anyway, back to the ducklings - ducks always come with down (unless they're a plucked duck), so putting the ducks with the people already protect us because the people are down. Army types always lie down when someone is shooting at them.
Doh!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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twas a sirrius question - i is easily confuzzled!
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Gidg has been attacking me with chocolate milk all day!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Nutella Brigade Unite!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Under the command of Four-Star General RougeDragon (I need to give myself room to promote myself!) we have:
FoxInDocs
Brenn captain, attack bee trainer
Mjk deserter, klinger
Sketch lieutenant, cavalry
Pogo69 major general
Sambo_flux
Neon Shaolin assigned inquisitor
Mcp
Firetramp
Dunc head of glomp platoon
Dyke boy admiral
Arnwyn
Clare spy
MiG wing commander
Toobie airforce
Jeff(fake)
The_mods_stole_my_name airforce
Fyrespirit lieutenant, admiral
fNi glomping platoon
asena chemical and biological warfare; cups of tea and spliffs
freyaJ
monkoy
lost83spy airforce
gitasguy chaplain
dedphrog nekkid platoon
mikefromglos music
zehcrec
FRD
Seabadger ship monkey
Flashpoint tank designer
Clairebe
Perraforde
BlazeOn
ArthurBrown
Poig - coproral
Georgemc sergeant
Johnnyrok
Adya_miriyana airforce reconnaissance (fairie squad)
basstones
ryo_ken tail mass enjoyment
ayellayen
firetom
steaks
pitman- sheep cavalry
wooktastic
Clarence quack
pineapple pete kinger2
There have also been some people wandering in an out who have not made their intentions clear and therefore would need to let me know where they stand.
You will notice that there are two admirals. Given that dykeboy is rarely around, i do not see this as a problem. Also, due to MiG's absence of late, Georgemc is now in charge of the airforce.
and so!
ROLLCALL!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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of Bees.
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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So here I am; Captain Jarle and the 1st Ranger platoon, reporting for duty!
Kupo!
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and it now looks like we have a demolition squad and some scouts!
although, jarle, i'm not sure if you can just promote yourself
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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