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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

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Posted:*doesn`t have a clock*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Mum, yes, that could have been taken as Russian Roulette. Russian Roulette is 5 empties, 1 bullet in one gun, spin the barrel, and shoot. (not blanks though, because blanks at that range will still kill you)



A firing squad usually has only one of the aiming shooters with live ammunition. The other 5 (or what) have blanks. That way, no-one knows who shot the killing shot. But also, because no-one knows who has the live round, everyone has to aim true.



At least, that's how I understand it to work. Probably different now with semi-automatic and automatic weapons.



Uncle Pogo, um, no I don't think you get to order around an admiral....actually I think that an admiral and a general are equals, just in different areas of the armed forces.

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Basstones
GOLD Member since Mar 2006

Basstones

Do you do the poiz?
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 530
Posted:Wow I wonder how i never found this thread before!

Just read through all 13 pages and I think im up to speed now. biggrin

So...

Basstones offering his services! Dont know if you ever ended up getting someone to manage the treasury
ubbloco

but if you need people for the front line then I throw a mean handful of Lime Jelly. Ask Paul, he can vouch for it cool

Personally i think it would be easier if our currency was lime jelly, would make it alot less complicated


"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"

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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:But can we buy beer with lime jelly? Beer is a very important commodity!



Now we need a brewer! Dammit! I wish my Boy was still on HoP! Id appoint him head brewer! ubblol



And if our currency becomes lime jelly and we start throwing it? isn't that going to be a slight problem? confused ubblol



Treasury...hmmm, I think Dad was after that but I told him to get his greedy spiritual-advisor hands off the finances! ubblol Ok Basstones, you may be treasurer! One one condition!! you sort out this lime jelly problem!! ubblol

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Basstones
GOLD Member since Mar 2006

Basstones

Do you do the poiz?
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Posted:Hmm this is quite a quandry...

As my first action as Treasurer of the Greatest and most peaceful army known to man,woman and animal kind, I officially announce that our currency is NOT lime jelly but instead TIKI HEADS!


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(Dogs not included)

Now who has some ice cream so we can get rid of this lime jelly...


"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"

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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Did someone say icecream? devil

I miss icecream frown


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

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Posted:ok... this time the japanese have gone too far... I wanted to go find you some japanese ice-cream, rougie... really, I did... but... but, they just don't "get it"...!!

if you're feeling brave and you have a strong stomach (preferably not within 30mins either side of dinner, if you're recent descriptions are anything to go by), do a search for basashi ice-cream... eek


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:basashi ice cream lols.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Bek66


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Posted:Awww...little dragon want some ice cream???

Here you go little dragon...


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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Bek66


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Posted:Oh...do these count for currency???

Cause if they do...I found lots!!!


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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Alright! Someone get me an old-schooler or a semi-old-schooler who understands what "icecream" is around here!! ubblol

Bek, looks like the navy is in the money this year!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Basstones
GOLD Member since Mar 2006

Basstones

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Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 530
Posted: Written by: fyrespirit


Oh...do these count for currency???

Cause if they do...I found lots!!!


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Wow! Just used my conversion rates and only 4 more of that size and we have enough to buy rougie a single scoop of vanilla ice cream!


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:Basstones, those conversion rates suck arse! ubblol
maybe we shouldn't have floated the tiki head on the world market! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


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Posted:But..but...that was a banana split...and it has lots of ice cream on it...but...if you prefer....




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Or...how about some Italian Ice...mmmmmmmmm.....




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Bek66


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Posted:Ummm...Pat...Basashi???

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eek eek eek eek eek

Oh...Maj...my daughter wants to know if you can spin around like the Looney Toons Tasmanian Devil???


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:See! I live in the country that bas basashi icecream! eek

Tell Brandi I'm sorry but I'm not a Tasmanian, however my flatmate is. I'll ask her if she can do it! tongue

Thanks for the iceceam everyone! ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


Alright! Someone get me an old-schooler or a semi-old-schooler who understands what `icecream` is around here!! ubblol




hehehe... rougie... are you talking about the kind of `ice-cream` that you eat with a partner? tongue like mr-spunky-covered-in-ice-cream, for instance?


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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Close. Not quite there. But close enough to get the gist! ubblol

ubbangel


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

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Posted:Iscream youscream we all scream for icecream!!!

shrug


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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Posted: Written by: fyrespirit


Oh...Maj...my daughter wants to know if you can spin around like the Looney Toons Tasmanian Devil???

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indeed i acn, though not quite as fast and i usually fall over after a while.

did your daughter also know that they've contracted a facial cancer and the species could be dead within a few years?


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:
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RAH!


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Mynci
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Posted:that scared the jeebers out of me!! eek , clicked to come iin the thread and a tiny toothy bear filled my entire screen ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:damn! he's pissed he's got cancer! eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
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Posted: Written by: Mynci


a tiny toothy bear filled my entire screen ubblol



tiny toothy bear ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

(i have a slight problem sizing my imagesubbangel)


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Mynci
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Posted:ubblol ok so I was mistaken it's a tazmanian devil but, hell, I was off my chair with half the office thinking I was um. brain challenged biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:nono, i prefer "tiny toothy bear". i think i'll call it that from now on ubblol

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Ryo_Ken


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Posted:*stumbles through a group of hugging army members towards the 'apparant' leader of the army*

ehhh, you the one they call dragon right? general?
*hicups*

ive got a fresh packet of water bombs in my back pocket, three bowls of dahl, and a case of hobgoblin coming in, you still recruiting?


Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I SURE AM!!!!!!

...when's the Hobgoblin arrive??? biggrin


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Ryo_Ken


Ryo_Ken

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Posted:aprox... 10 mins i guess *scratches head*

oh, and i also bring my skills and knowledge to your service as the bearer of a tail of mass enjoyment biggrin


Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:here i am smile

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