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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Yummmm.....sounds rather ......just.....*licks your lips, too*

Oh, ye...the chocolate....sounds really good, too...and quite an ingenuous idea, I must say!


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Dad, i thought i declared you spiritual advisor - WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?! spank

There were chili tim tams? eek how did i miss those!!! *drool*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


There were chili tim tams? eek how did i miss those!!! *drool*



hahaha, soon you'll be defecting from your own side! biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted: Written by: Uncle Pogo



those chilli ones, that you can`t get anymore.







What? So you have a time machine, now? Deserter Mjk? umm


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:perhaps i do biggrin i'm not telling you anything, ya fascist tongue

Vive la TDHAP!


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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:*bounces in* bounce
Any jobs?


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*pats poig on the back* not right now son, just sit back with a beer and chill beerchug

unless of course there is anything else you feel like doing? Anything else you feel like drinking? Some music to crank up so we can dance?

*chills* beerchug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:*does blockies in a captured HAP tank*

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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poig
poig

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Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
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Total posts: 1590
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


*pats poig on the back* not right now son, just sit back with a beer and chill beerchug

unless of course there is anything else you feel like doing? Anything else you feel like drinking? Some music to crank up so we can dance?

*chills* beerchug



TOOL!!!
and a bottle of ouzo...mmmm ubbloco


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gita
gita

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Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:*wanders in to make sure noone is dead*

smile

wave hullo rougie!! kiss hows it all going in here love?

*continues checking bodies*


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Yes mum! it's all good! except when mjk drives the tank on the grass - it leaves horrible skid marks and lots of mud.

No-one is dead, are they mum?

*snuggles her mummy*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
gita

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Posted:*snuggles the rougie*

no dear, i'm pretty sure they're all still alive! drunk or hungover, but still alive! biggrin

mjk, can you please stop that? someone will have to clean that up eventually, & it sure isn't going to be me!! if i ask nicely, will you pretty please stick to the roads or paved bits?? thankyou! smile

right it's late & i'm going to bed. you kids behave yourselves & please keep the noise down to a dull roar...some of us need some sleep you know!!

*wanders off checking the last few bodies before heading to bed*


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:*drunkly starts smashing the ouzo bottle over gita's head* spank

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
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Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Miss Rougie...story all done now...hope you like!!! hug

Andy...stop that!!! Gita will snatch you blind!!! cool


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Well there is no need for that corporal poig. I'm going to have to court marshall you and have you thrown in jail, Thats my lady your beating with a bottle. And my daughter running the show, so i have AUTHORITAH!! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!! bounce2 ubblol ubblol ubblol

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Pogo69
Pogo69

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Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:they killed kenny!! eek

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66
Bek66

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Total posts: 4728
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

Oh, no!!! Kenny is dead!!! Again!!!


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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

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Posted: Written by: Pogo69


they killed kenny!! eek



YOU BASTARDS!!!!! rolleyes


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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gita
gita

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Total posts: 3776
Posted:hey! lil b****rd! gimme that! spank

oww...my head hurts... frown

daughter! are you going to just sit there!? poig just hit me over the head with an ouzo bottle?! an OUZO bottle! eek


rolleyes


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:CORPORAL POIG!!!!!!!! YOU STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Not only are you assaulting a member of the civilian population, you're assaulting the general's mother!!!

How about you go and lie down for a while until you sober up? ey? Just drink some water first so you aren't too hungover in the morning when I think you should meet with spiritual advisor GitasGuy. Sounds like there are some things you need off your shoulders! hug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted: Written by: gita


paved bits




tehehehe!

whos paved bits am i keeping to? ubbangel


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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
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Total posts: 1590
Posted:*falls unconcious to the floor* eek

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*puts a pillow under poig's head and a blanket over him...and a bucket beside him, just in case*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:*sneaks in and draws a moustache and a mono brow on Poig*

biggrin


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poig
poig

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Total posts: 1590
Posted:you don't need to draw a monobrow- i've already got one biggrin hehe

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:ubblol

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*steals the tanks back while mjk is busy with the moustache and monobrow drawing*

wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:noers! eek

*steals the rest of the beer while everyones passed out and Rouge is off stealing the tanks back*


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*drives a tank down to the bottle-o for some more beer*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:*sneaks over and steals the other tanks that Rouge left behind on her beer run* biggrin

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