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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Make him sing 'Tiny Bubbles!' That should make him happy...and for gosh sakes, someone give him a bubble wand!!! rolleyes

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I was more thinking:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...


wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:WTF!!!!! ubblol ubblol

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

Oh...oh...visuals are just TOO rich!!!

Oh, help!!!!! going to laugh myself into oblivian!!!

ubblol ubbloco ubblol


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

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Total posts: 3764
Posted:ooooh!! I get to sing!!! I forgot... (no surprise there)

*pauses and basks in the G&S moment*


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:*slaps forehead and falls over in the floor...still laughing*
ubblol ubblol ubblol

Oh, no...a giggle fit!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:excellent, the enemy will be falling over laughing when they see Pat singing and dancing! biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:The problem is i think that our troops are going to be dealing with the same effects. Maybe we need to invest in some ear plugs for that platoon. ubbidea bounce bounce

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:i'll get the treasury onto it.

wait...do we have a treasury?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:ooo money, i'll be more than happy to run that department.... I am trustworthy i promise. As long as you don't do an audit on my work everything will be fine.... *nods* TRUST ME!!!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:oh no dad! you're the spiritual advisor! i know why you want the money! you want it to make your church rich and full of gold while the poor people that you're pretending to help starve!! spank

ok, position of treasury open!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:No i'm not like every other church on this earth. I'm all for the people *crosses fingers behind back* You can trust a spiritual person.... *nods* cause if you cant trust them, who can you trust!!! angel wink

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:my own intuition?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:Hmmm.... free thinking radical running this show huh... Well i'm going to have to do something about this i think. Most people are willing to be sheep and follow all orders of there church. So i may have to order these sheep to do something for my favor then. Maybe even have one assigned to this treasury position without you knowing they have been infultrated.... Yes thats what i'll do!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I am having serious doubts about your appointment! are you seeking an honourable discharge or will this have to get messy?

*wonders if she can court marshal her spiritual advisor*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:No there wont be any need for that. And anyway i have the rest of the force behind me as there speritual leader and i have made them believe that there is a better purpose for them if they give their life for this cause anyway. So they are now all mine, to subliminally do with what i will. Just a little disappointed it has worked on you. rolleyes

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
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Total posts: 4728
Posted:NEVER be a sheep!!!

Sheep are sheared and slaughtered on a regular basis!!!

Am I going to have to take over as spiritual advisor as well as being admiral of the nekkid navy?


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:at the moment i am serious considering making the post of spiritual advisor null and void as i am not sure i can feel safe having my army being a flock of sheep following someone else....i mean, being a flock of sheep at ALL! ubbangel

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:I advise you to get nekkid and spin!!! Is the only alternative!!! biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Posted:So if their not your sheep they are no one hey major Rouge. Hmmm sounds like a case of envy to me....... tongue

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
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Total posts: 3764
Posted:oi! what is with the falling over laughing @ my singing and dancing? hmmm? am I that transparently crap? actually, dont answer that...

as for the spiritual leader... this is a hippie army, yes? in which case, should we not be encouraging people to follow their own path? to develop spiritual enlightenment from within, rather than blindly following the teachings of some rambling megalomaniacal spiritual imposter? no offence... wink hug


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Posted:Umm.... umm.... umm.... thats a great idea you do that!! Hmmm what is it with all these free thinking people. Where are all the sheep that i see and hear about from all the other spiritual leaders at our weekend camps.... biggrin ubblol ubblol

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
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Total posts: 4728
Posted: Written by: Pogo69


oi! what is with the falling over laughing @ my singing and dancing? hmmm? am I that transparently crap? actually, dont answer that...

as for the spiritual leader... this is a hippie army, yes? in which case, should we not be encouraging people to follow their own path? to develop spiritual enlightenment from within, rather than blindly following the teachings of some rambling megalomaniacal spiritual imposter? no offence... wink hug




Nope, you asked for it...just the thought of you bouncing around, probably nekkid, dreads flying and singing that little ditty!!!!! Well, you tell me!!! ubblol biggrin ubblol

Oh, and... meditate


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


I was more thinking:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...


wink



You write that yourself? That was good! Oh and erm.. ARG! (and other such pirate speak)


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:does this mean i should fit pogo up with a microphone as he is singing i am sure a can think of a few places to stick one

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:well... I will be nekkid by all accounts wink

if you tied it down below, you could get a really cool doppler effect, as it swung round in circles... ubblol


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:eek

You don't say!? Would be rather interesting to say the least!!!

ubblol ubbloco ubblol


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:*shouts*



all right you lazy buggers! Time to wake up! You've been sleeping long enough that your hangovers should have been cured! Time to get back at it!



mkj! our beer supply has run at an all time low! *throws pte. mjk the tank keys and the HoP armed forces unlimited credit card* go down to the bottle-o and pick up some slabs of Coopers! And remind them that this is for the army! it's gotta be tax free!!




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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:oh, you liar Rouge i only reported in for duty here cause you said we'd actually been invaded! SHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

but while i'm here, i suppose i do need to get my driving hours up for my test in january........*slaps L plates on tank* off we gooooooooo!


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:and whats with this pte. nonsense?

if i'm getting the beer i expect to at least have a decent rank!

*holds the HAP tank hostage until i recieve a promotion to l Tigre Number Uno*


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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