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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Pah! My attack bees double as scouts biggrin They blend in naturally with the environs and are seldom bothered.... save for children and teenagers with garden hoses.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:they do? excellent!!

seems our scouts are pretty darn good then!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wirewood
Wirewood

journeyman
Location: Perth, West Australia
Member Since: 5th Aug 2004
Total posts: 90
Posted:Do you need a Combat Botanist? Very useful if the enemy resorts to flower-power...

peace


"What drives life is...a little electric current kept up by the sunshine." Albert Szent-Gyorgi

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:combat botanist could be useful for biological warfare tactics General - you know, poison ivy, poison oak, hemlock, deadly nightshade and those GM (Generously Modified) glompin-stompin treebeards I've heard whispered about down behind the motorpool...

Ooops, nearly forgot *leaps to attention* NCO i/c AirForce reporting sir-maam-sir!

We've got the bubble biplane squad circling the base for close air-support and apparantly we have an all new Wing Attack plan that I wasn't aware of to complement the existing Air Strike plans Alpha through Mike, but we still have a small morale problem in that the armourers are still being upset that you called off the napalm attack on the university a wee while ago. I can sort that out though if you just name the target - we'll get the planes rolling out of the hardened shelters quick smart - welll, after a spot of smoko to be honest, but as quick as a quick thing.


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Righto then.

I like this botanist idea! You're on!

next, yes, the napalm attack should go ahead as planned. How soon can we get it underway? Because I would like to propose 0800 (...crap, i forgot which timezone this is in military lingo!....) AEST Monday 23rd July. Same target as before. That horribly ugly building. George wanted a postcode; 3800. Now that postcode applies to the university ONLY. It is not a suburban postcode, therefore if there are any slip ups and bombings of non-university targets, I will declare you an American.

got it?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Ooooh! Napalm arrows, Napalm arrows that explode in mid air. Can I be in weapons R&D?

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Yes, I'd think so!

I like this idea of napalm arrows!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:If you want to precisely target JUST the university and no collatoral damage, you'll need to place the Ranger unit in proximity with Laser designators painting the target. I can't be responsible for any damage caused by Rangers who into Abstract impressionist painting, so choose the team wisely...

In the absence of Laser designators in the Ranger unit, perhaps Wooktastic needs to put in some overtime on R&D for a biological alternative. Unless Brenn can train his killer bee teams into seek and Kamikaze units - we could have the bombs follow the bees in (unfortunately there's be no time for the bees to get out again so it's a one way trip for them - but it's for the greater cause).


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:We don't have laser designators currently in our armouries, but we do have plenty of tins of bright pink paint that does the trick! We traded them for our laser designators, I didn't think we'd need them redface

Kupo!

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:did someone say napalm?! eek

rouge darling, you & your friends seem to have made more mess every time i come in here! *shakes head*

seeing as you're doing a roll call, why not get everyone to tidy up a little hey? it'll just make the place look a little more professional? smile

oh & you forgot me on your list! i'm here...but i supposed technically i haven't enlisted. i'm just here to make sure everyone is okay & haven't passed out in a corner somewhere after drinking too much beer!! ubblol


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Biological weapons? We could go for the old faswhioned trebuchet loaded with diseased animals. Or arrows with their heads dipped in excrement, or maybe ebola virus. Actually I like the idea of arrows dipped in ebola virus.
Who's in charge of our artillery? We need to train up some archers. Bows are good stealth weapons.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Ryo_Ken
Ryo_Ken

enthusiast
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 18th Jun 2006
Total posts: 483
Posted:Ryo_Ken reporting for duty also! Tail wagging, warming up and ready to go!!

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Ok Mum, your rank can be "Mum" smile

and wook is right. we need artillery. i like the oldfashioned trebuchets. is pineapple pete in my army? i think he made a trebuchet once, wonder if he wants to look after them here.

russ, how do you wagg a tail that's not physically linked to your brain?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Ryo_Ken
Ryo_Ken

enthusiast
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 18th Jun 2006
Total posts: 483
Posted:oh believe me, i can wag that tail, just ask lou, i was giving her lessons, its all in the hips tongue

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!

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squarefish
(...trusty steed of the rodeo midget...)
Location: the state of flux
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2002
Total posts: 403
Posted:Reporting for duty Ma'am,
late and dusty, but I come with a full weight of toys devices and blinky things.
My awsum skillz include Hormone Testing, Microbiology and making Exploding Bathfoam.

do you have a bed for a weary soul? Is that...the bugle ....that I hear...?


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*points squarefish in the direction of the closest avaliable bunk*

We can discuss your awsum skillz in the morning


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:is it too late to sign up? i have the awesome capacity to procrastinate and forget things until something truly magical happens at the last second, when all seems lost, and all is right in the world again... biggrin

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh there's always time to sign up! biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:sign up for what? jk jk im sure ill get round to it...

*rolls ciggie and sits down in comfy armchair... dark chocolate and cherry gateau anyone?*


meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Dont got any, sorry. Take this though.
*hands skry a nutella cannon*


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:ooooh just as delectable, also far more appropriate to the situation.


dont you think the hippie smiley looks as if he's spinning flower poi?


meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh gateau! oh yes please! *licks lips*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:*gives rouge a ginormous slice of gateau*

here you are, consider it a thank you for the late sign up. biggrin

so whats this war all about anyway?


meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:i think its on everything, but im not positive

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Posted:Arrrr Mateys!!!!!! Reporting for duty on dis fine Vess'l. What be ye orders to this ol' scurvy dog?

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:if i can, i'd quite like to be allowed to play the bugle to get everybody off the couch and into battle mode... or at least comfy armchairs and beanbags and such hehe.

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:We were invaded by some people from another forum and this army was started to be ready in case of another attack...(or I was having boy problems so declared myself General and started an army...potato/potato)

I think the scurvy ol dog would fit right in with our navy!

something tells me we already have a bugle player...aw whatever! havent seen them for a while if we do! Job's yours!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Invaded? Erm...

*tiptoes quietly out of this thread*


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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Posted:Yarrr Young Scalleywag, Boy troub'ls eh? Well hare's whadda do..... *her brain gets eaten by the boyfriend before she can answer*

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Well I started an army so I thought I did pretty well tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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