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ClairebeSILVER Member
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK


Posted:
I'm sure I'm not alone in sometimes thinking about what I'd do if there really was an outbreak of zombies. I used to work in a cinema where talking about zombies and making plans was one of the most popular conversation topics.



So... Zombies are in the streets, society is collapsing all around you, the government no longer exists.



What do you do?

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


Triptoemember
71 posts
Location: Europe


Posted:
Zombies everywhere...yes!!!
I had a dream once, and in that i got attacked by zombies and do you know what i did?? i asked them to bite me. they agreed and one of them bited me in my right arm and i transformed into one of them! that was great biggrin -i thougt if i am one of them they're not dangerous for me anymore, intelligent he? cool and in the end of the dream they voted me to get their boss, because i transformed into a zombie voluntary wink
It was one of the best dreams i ever had ubblol

-I love goats and cheesecake-


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
To eliminate the zombie threat I would genetically engineer a virus that makes zombies eat other ZOMBIES. Then all the zombies would eat each other, if they survived, they would pass it on and eventually you would end up with a zombie eating zombie army that wanna eat each other too. No more zombies smile

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Neon. you were right ubblol why is your army of the undead ALWAYS in the last place you look

(Glad you got the jedi thing, I thought I'd posted it must've just been the jedi mind trick ... sweet, my staff must be better than I thought ubblol )

spooky biggrin

*Envisions Zombie sandwiches made from tree trunks*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I'm not getting into the whole debate about 'it's the last place you look because if you find it you stop looking thing'... I just wish people would get that it just means the last place after you've exhausted ALL plausible places.

Ewww, Zombie Sandwich!! Well, Rigor mortis can be a substituefor viagra...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
damn you stop being clever (last place ubblol ) and help me deal with the zombies..

right the moat's dug bu should I use stakes or something that likes to eat carrion?

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I have a pack of Vultures in the back but I think they've gone veggie...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
plus I don' think they would be kept in a pit due to the tendancy of birds to fly ubblol

I know.... rabid hamsters biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Ohh, ohh! I had a dream about zombies once. I was running through an empty town, dodging through buildings and stuff. But the zombies just got closer and that feeling of your feet sticking to the floor decided to attack me. So I found a bar, drank all the alcohol that was there and hoped that the zombies liked marinated meat.

Wierdest dream I've ever had!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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*Owner of Brenn*


ClairebeSILVER Member
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK


Posted:
Nah, that sounds like a really cool dream.

The weirdest dream I ever had was about jelly babies. I couldn't eat them for about a year afterwards.

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i had a dream last night that had babies like in "Spirited Away"............they were eating lots of food so they could carry something.......weird.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Were they zombie babies?

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


ThumperabbitBRONZE Member
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
278 posts
Location: Swansea, south wales


Posted:
Oh Oh I know *Sticks hand up in the air while resembling Hermioni Granger* (I've not read Harry Potter in a fair while so I forgotted how to spell the girls name) The trick is:Collect Weapons. I infact have been collecting various swords and knives since the age of 13, I have a unhealthy obsession in believe that "28 Days Later" Will come true one day. So why not be prepared. Right, FIRST step of surviving a Zombie Attack is, GET YOURSELF A WEAPON. Anything blunt should work. Or a spade, think about it. A zombie has been dead for about 2 weeks, the body has already started decomposing. So surely even a simple knock will send a head or two flying?

Second thing to do is make your way to some kind of trasportation. Larger the better. Personaly i'd go for one of the classic White Vans commonly seen on the motorways of England. These as you all know are completely deadly in the hands of a crazed builder :P

Thirdly you must have a group. Usualy in a group of Anti-Zombie-Killers, they are as demented or even more demented as you, also having their own hoards of weapons. Stick them all in the back of your White Van and drive around finding yourself little groups of Zombies that you can take care of easily. SO, once you've vanquished all zombies in sight, you can now start apon creating your own city and become to king.....Hope you enjoyed my SAS Zombie Survival Course

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: JonnyRok


Were they zombie babies?



no. but they were kinda scary like baby zombies would be.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
ooo, that does sound scary. Those babies in "Spirited Away" freaked me out a bit

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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*Owner of Brenn*


isol8edSILVER Member
Member
33 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
id be getting into one of those protective suits that the divers wear to protect from shark bites, then id prolly just walk around eating tacos

insert witty statement here


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
oh yay for bumps!


Hopfully it wont happen until after i get my new truck (I've had dreams where the zombie outbreak happened and my truck let me down), but i would (hopefully being at home) grab my melee gear, and everythign else i have and will need, head for the local gun club let them know whats going on. Work with those guy for a while to aquire some guns and such (hope they have hand grenades). Anyways, i would then call up my team (the one i hold close but mainly the people i know who will fare well during this apocolypse. We will ron-de-voo at a set place and will plan where to move from there. remember people destroy your stairs!!! Good luck to you all, when this is over, we shall spin again!!!!

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
It finally happened. Zombies attacked. Some hackers with a sence of humour changed roadsigns somewhere in America: https://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212205919.shtml

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Hahahaha! Nice smile

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
i think i would get me some of these / and these just in case your out of the house when they strike... ninja

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
laugh3 daily traffic delay due to zombies laugh3

hackers with a sense of humour are awesome.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Found this, I hope you like it.
https://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z31/trogdorabinator/zombies.jpg


and before I forget..

braaaaaaaaaaaains.

johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
Go to a gun shop, get a couple of hardwares, with lots and lots of ammo, go to a Pub, have a couple of beers, then think from there.

Cowabunga!

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


DavinciBRONZE Member
stranger
1 post
Location: Utah, USA


Posted:
ha ha i would take a hit of nos (no2) and jump off a cliff lol

*p.l.u.r.*


V_RegalGOLD Member
Lost in the Lights
101 posts
Location: BC, Canada


Posted:
Get to the big city, gather supplies into adjoining apartment buildings, destroy first level staircases. Convert roofs into gardens, and have water collection systems on the side catwalks, to mention those being the only way on and off the island. Said zombies will be stuck, unable to get up, where we can easily be protected from above.
Also.

Airowgun + several thousand metal pellets, if not more. :]
And of course, with an axe and claymore in reserve.

If done properly, we can create a sorts of strategic locations in which we can travel from apartment building to building, and wipe out zombies from atop.

Risen from the Ashes
The Phoenix shall rise in his royal flaire.
FIND YOUR DESTINY.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Originally Posted By: V_Regalwe can create a sorts of strategic locations in which we can travel from apartment building to building, and wipe out zombies from atop.

aaaaah! A practical application of parkour!

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
Originally Posted By: newgabeOriginally Posted By: V_Regalwe can create a sorts of strategic locations in which we can travel from apartment building to building, and wipe out zombies from atop.

aaaaah! A practical application of parkour!

havent you played Half Life 2? dont you remember Ravenwood? (I think thats the towns name). gangways between windows everywhere to avoid the zombifying people below.

once again i see a use for a crowbar grin (which incidentally lives in my car for some reason instead of by my computer) shrug

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


inactiveSILVER Member
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Guys, come on, why are you saying "what if?" to a zombie attack? it's already happening, Chavs, Emos and.... *shudders* Chemos, kill them all!

To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting censored about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
...to the rhythm of Queen's "Don't stop me now"
laugh3

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
Originally Posted By: TinklePants...to the rhythm of Queen's "Don't stop me now"
laugh3

didnt that happen in Shaun of the Dead?

heart awesome movie smile

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:

click grin me

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


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