I was extremely disheartened. I was hoping for exploding soap. It made blocking out the Health and Beauty Aids aisle in the local supermarket exciting when I thought that there were bars of exploding soap in the aisle and pondering why there was a metric fuckload of those in stock. Then, they crushed my spirits.
YOU WILL RUE THE DAY, FELS - NAPTHA SOAP! YOU HEAR ME? RUE THE DAY!
.... sorry... I was feeling a little loopy today and had to share.