Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
c'est pas nous qui sommes à la rue, c'est la rue kétanou!
1st official camden town (uk) meet 21st october! see the events bit
ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!
mjk is monitoring your interwebs!
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
"Thats very confusing"
"Thats very confusing"
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Written by: Mysterio - Lord Of Confusion
Case Notes: Subject 39 - Day 1
Subject 39 is a mature female who is ingestating an insect of the order Diptera. The events that brought about the ingestion are unknown, as is the risk of fatality to the subject.
Our team of highly experienced "scientexperts" are to tomorrow attempt a remarkable and highly laudable leap forward in the field of lateral medicine.
They plan to administer to the subject an arachnid of the order Aranae through the oral cavity. The arachnid should act as a counter agent to the invasive entity.
Case Study: Subject 39 - Day 2
Though the arachnid ingestion has gone entirely as planned, thanks to the heroic and near reckless endeavourship of our "scientexperts", Subject 39's condition seems to be worsening. From our subdermal imaging systems, we have determined that the arachnid appears to be displaying unexpectedly high levels of invigoration and vibration while inside Subject 39. Our Extreme Research faculty members have been drafted in to come up with a satisfactory anti-counter agent to this development. It must be stated again, for reasons of supplementary emphasis, that the events that brought about the original ingestion are still unknown, as is the risk of fatality to the subject.
Case Study: Subject 39 - Day 3
The situation has spiralled out of all control.
I apologise for any lack of formality in the following report, but emotion run high in the laboratorium.
Three days ago, the Board of Extreme Research Approval passed a proposal for Avian Insertion.
In hindsight, it may become necessary to consider that this was a somewhat rash move. It should be noted for completeness sake that the A.I. was to counteract the invigorated arachnid, which had itself previously been adminstered to Subject 39 in order to neutralize the Dipteran agent, which has now been identified as being of the family Drosophilidae. Though this bold move was undoubtedly a cognitiotastic expression of "scientexpertism" in its purest form, the drastic side-effects of this pioneering technique swiftly made themselves apparent.
There followed a desperate struggle by Professor Septimum Grope - Chief Surgeon and Head of Meta-Hippocratism. His herculean performance was tempered by baseless criticism from unfashionably sceptical members of the Institute. Accusations of narrowness of focus grew more noticable as the procedure reached it's fifth hour.
By this time the Professor had, in a stroke of improvisational brilliance, attempted to reverse the A.I. with the aid of Horace, a stray cat that had taken to inhabiting the alleyway next to the Institute's Advanced Genetic Misinformation Hub. Unfortunately insufficient care was taken when finding a secure anchor to which to tether Horace. Horace was ingested, along with the aforementioned avian, arachnid and member of the family Drosophilidae.
At the hearing, it was determined that, for the purposes of legal definition, this was the juncture at which the Professor passed an imperceptible line that took him from amiable eccentricity, to criminal derangment.
The events that followed were a that has shaken my very belief in the validity of the Scientific Method to its most very molten inner core.
Subject 39 is now known to contain members of the Genus Bos, Capra and Canis. This is in addition to Horace, the avian, the arachnid and member of the family Drosophilidae.
It should be noted that these agents were planned have in turn ingested those mentioned latter to themselves, and thus occupy only the space taken by that of the greatest volume (though combined mass is substantially greater than that of the theoretical final agent, as the preceding agents increased their successors density). However, Prof. Grope, in a fury brought on by the magnificient aesthetics of the scientific endeavour, seemed to have overlooked that none of the last three agents mentioned were effective counter agents against their respective predecessors. That said, a substantial amount of aggressive behaviour was observed between Horace and the Canis Lupus Familiaris, before Horace was violently expelled from Subject 39's oesaphagus, incidentally by his own volition. Joyous celebration was felt for a few scant moments before it became clear that the Canis Lupus Familiaris was firmly lodged within the subject.
The introduction of the fairly docile Capra, and the subsequent ruminant, failed to aid matters. As counter-agents they were extremely unsuccessful. Again, in hindsight this seems unsurprising, though the avenue seemed like an effective one when considered temporanously with the given situation.
It is now only left to our famed RAS team (Reckless Assault Scientexperticians) to attempt the final procedure - Operation Equus. Perhaps this grotesque episode can be resolved, though the prognosis given by short-sighted conventional "experts" has been doubtful to say the least.
Surprisingly, subject 39's condition still appears stable, and the risk of fatality remains an unknown quantity. The original cause of all these events is likewise, unknown, and may very well remain so.
Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Written by: Mysterio - Lord Of Confusion
My only boneaparte with these exampli is that not enough of the words were hemdifferised or made up. No doubt some would expatulate that this was their very knesis, but such people probably own Apple Macintoshes. Or possibly beards.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars
"To alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all of lifes problems!"
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars
"To alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all of lifes problems!"
Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars
"To alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all of lifes problems!"
Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.
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