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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:It's all Pogo's fault! We're currently having a guessing game in my intro thread about what might be the most fun way to break a rib. Ideas that'll lead to figuring it out get chocolate!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:It's always Pogo's fault! ubblol

I propose that you were out for a lovely stroll in the park in the bright sunshine, when suddenly and without warning, a troupe of squirrels appeared and started doing the tango. The siht of these squirrels doing the tango sent you into such hilarious stitches, you fell over and broke a rib from the impact.


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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

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Posted:it's all mental, that's what I say ( confused)

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Birgit
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:I've seen a squirrel that could do that. In London.

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the_mods_stole_my_name
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the_mods_stole_my_name

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Posted:the most fun way?...well a friend of mine did fracture a rib and his collarbone after falling out of bed whilst his girlfriend was tickling him. That would be pretty fun.

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:ok, so you are there having a fire twirl while vaious attractive members of the oposite sex dance around you with your favourite music playing in the back ground and you have a beer hat thats filled with molten chocolate when all of a sudden an otter pops out and somehow manages to take a swing at your ribs with a sledge hammer. or is that more weird than fun? either way it'd be a pretty cool story to explain how your rib got broken wink

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Pogo69
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Posted:*sits back and watches the fun*

twatme: deja vu


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Pogo69
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Posted:oh... and oi!! what's with all the "it's (always) pogo's fault" business...?

hmm... HMMM!!


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Birgit
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:It's always good to have a scapegoat!

Like, "Birgit, how come your rib is broken????"

"Pogo got those weird ideas into my head and through his delicate suggestive techniques made it so that I couldn't help but try them out!"


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the_mods_stole_my_name
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the_mods_stole_my_name

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Posted:deja vu pogo? why, have you done that?

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alien_oddity


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Posted:see my post about police brutality in "the truth about notting hill carnival" ubblol

well the breaking the rib part isn't fun and the resons behind said cracked rib defianatly isn't fun but it was fun before said injury ( not my ribs but a mates ended up with two fractured ribs) wink


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87wt2gxq7

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Posted:You went to Tokyo and were at a club. Someone started on you. You tried to calm them down but they called the bouncer over and told heinous lies to get you kicked out. You stood your ground but the bouncer started to get violent, so you let loose your ninja skills, breaking his ribs so that he collapsed on the floor. But all the other bouncers started to come after you, so you decided to make a hasty escape.

You checked out of your hotel minutes before they arrived, and fled back to Edinburgh. But eventually they tracked you down through the scottish yakuza, and when you came back to your house they were waiting. The bouncer you injured wanted to kill you, but he couldn't gun down such a pretty Frulein in cold blood. But his boss then wanted to cut his head off for being a dishonourable pansy.

So you settled it so that you could go on breathing and he could keep his honour, and let him bread one of your ribs - old testament eye-for-an-eye stylee.

And that's why you got a broken rib, and are incidentally why you're now good mates with the scottish yakuza and command maximum respect in all Tokyo nightclubs, because you're so damn hard.


(sincere apologies to the writer and director of Go)


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted:I like that, the first chocolate goes to 87wt2gxq7 (you'll get another one if you change your username to something more simple tongue)

I've got a box of Terry's all gold, so, choccie orange, caramel or vanilla fudge?


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alien_oddity


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Posted:do P.A.F.O. injuries count?? (pissed and fell over)

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Pogo69
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Posted:birgit: so basically I've set myself up to take the fall for every silly thing you do indefinitely? I'd better have a quick lip and deep pockets

twatme: variation on a theme

rave: *shakes head* it's all good fun till someone gets hurt

#%^#@*%: points for effort...


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Birgit
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Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Posted: Written by: Pogo69


so basically I've set myself up to take the fall for every silly thing you do indefinitely?



That might work smile Thanks, Pogo hug


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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted: Written by: Birgit


I like that, the first chocolate goes to 87wt2gxq7 (you'll get another one if you change your username to something more simple tongue)

I've got a box of Terry's all gold, so, choccie orange, caramel or vanilla fudge?



Kickass!
87wt2gxq7 is pronounced "ctrl+v" if it helps.
ooh ooh, choccie orange if I may! ubbrollsmile


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Lokii
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

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Posted:Got a cracked rib at the moment, but that was just from being lobbed off a horse, not the most fun way for sure.

Maybe the most fun way would be diving into a swimming pool size tub of Ben N Jerry's, and cracking a rib on a bit of overbaked brownie?


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

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Posted:not bad, not bad...! though in that case maybe given a choccie as reward would seem vaguely ironic...!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

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Posted:breaking ribs hay ur talking to the master of that i cracked a rib playing rugby another in a fight and another in a underground heavy metal night club well moshing....

I suppose the most fun way has to be during a spin when some amazingly hot spinner girl spins her poi to close to you except these are sock poi with hard dog toys in insted of tennis balls cuz they have been home made... and at the time u are to trashed to move and have had a really fun night so are just mellow at that moment in time.


he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

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