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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:Find your new name!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = pinky
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = crusty
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = fanny f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = girdle l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = butt t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


Lots of love Buttercup Banana-head

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Tulefel Fannysniffer

*rolls around in hysterics*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Lumpy Applebrains?!

I think I'm insulted.
ubbloco biggrin


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby, United Kingdom

Total posts: 916
Posted: Written by: NOn


 Written by: xXemogalXx


hello, im poopsie apple-lips and i have an addiction to these silly threads! redface



we must be related! I'm chim-chim apple-lips.



a long lost relative! wow! this site is so cool, i have more family, like my family isnt big enough already! what with having 15 aunts and uncles, each with at least 2 kids, some of which have kids of their own, and everyones partners, i have a family of over 200 that i speak to regularly, so just keep em coming! lolsign


ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted:
Snotty ChickenNose!

Nice! ... *runs off to blow her beak*


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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WOFT
SILVER Member since May 2005

Likes trees...
Location: Cape Town, South Africa

Total posts: 209
Posted:Zippy Gizzardchunks here. Mmmmm, tasty

'n Boer maak 'n plan.

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LazyAngel
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

LazyAngel

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Cambridge UK

Total posts: 2895
Posted:Dinky Banana-Sniffer

Sounds like a gay midget wink


Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

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iansmith


member


Total posts: 90
Posted:I ended up as Zippy Bananasniffer. Am I related to Dinky in the post above?

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Kathain_Bowen


Kathain_Bowen

Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA

Total posts: 422
Posted:"Tulefel Fannynose."

...... *giggle* I am very strangely reminded of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Many parody of Harry Potter, when Billy accidentally gave himself a dog-butt in place of his nose, complete with wagging tail and little kicking legs!

Stix, I ubblove you now.


"So long and thanks for all the fish."

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JTSpinner
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

JTSpinner

Learnin About Burnin
Location: Michigan, USA

Total posts: 385
Posted:Cheeseball Gizzardtush eek ubblol lolsign

I may be crazy but I ain't stupid

Life is to short to waste it on stupidity

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shoshanah
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 232
Posted:poopsie fanny sniffer LOL

life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:Chim Chim Gizzlegirdle, fo'rEAl dawg! ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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orenico
PLATINUM Member since Feb 2006

orenico

member
Location: Here and there, Israel

Total posts: 143
Posted:pinky apple lips.
which sounds like a new illness


Love, Love, Love...

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time, Uni...

Total posts: 1207
Posted:Something tells me that introducing myself as Crusty Fanny-sniffer isn't a good idea

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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poig


poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 1590
Posted:Gidget bubblebuns.
Am i edible?


THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin, USA

Total posts: 3556
Posted:hehe
crusty gorrillabuns


Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:I'm don't think i like my new name... confused

Dorkey Fannyhead biggrin ubbrollsmile


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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wolfcub3223
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

wolfcub3223

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 128
Posted:My Name Is Zippy Bubble Damit! angry

Ich brauche Zeit
Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin
Brauch keine Hilfe
Kein Koffein
Doch Dynamit und Terpentin
Ich brauche l fr Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie Benzin

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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:That's not so bad... I'll swap with you, I'm Lumpy Bubble shorts!

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:hello I'm "Pinky Gizzard-Hiney"

ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:fluffy cootie tush! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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.Morph.
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

.Morph.

addict
Location: Lancashire, UK

Total posts: 669
Posted:Loopy Bubble Toes ubblol ubblol

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Squeeze It Waffle... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:Zippy Bubbleshorts at your service...:)

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Fixx
GOLD Member since Jul 2006

Member
Location: London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 25
Posted:Goober Pottychunks?

Ew! But still funny smile


"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space"

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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:Zippy Fannysniffer confused

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:Doofus Bubblelips the name,
flapping my big fat lips the game kiss


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:Loopy Chickenbiscuits.

It rolls smoothly from the tip of my tongue.

This was meant to be.


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Loopy Bubblenose...

eh?


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

veteran
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 1588
Posted:loopy bubbletush!


*Checks bum in mirror*


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Zsa-zsa Applebutt..

I can just about see that..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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