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Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom
This is kind of an anti-advertisement game laced with sarcasm and dark humour to expose different unethical ways used by McDonalds to maximise its profit.
https://www.mcvideogame.com/
Its worrying how much I enjoyed it and how much I want a Happy Meal after playing it tho.
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Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?
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Location: in the trees
Mc bloody f*cking *[censored] sucks, wanna know something about them, thet get carcases fromabatoirs and "mechanichly reclaim" the meat to put in happy meals, the laced the buns with sugar, the meat is laced with additives and other crap.....please boycott Mc twat burgers!!!!!!!!!!!111
"kids,just say no to Mc donnlads" they advertice specificly aimed at kids, the load their products with additives and other crap to get you hooked.......... watch "supersized me"......it's and eye opener
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464 posts
Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom
Have you read Fastfood Nation?
Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?
Wii Console Number: 3294 0297 7824 7498
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
im really crappy at that game
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Lowan
Have you read Fastfood Nation?
totally have and cant eat any beef from there any more...I think it was the "[censored] in the meat" part that really got me!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I am also incredibly addicted to this game now.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
haha, its like themepark! yay!
i'm sure pumping hormones into the cow feed can only be of benefit to the customers........
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Location: Limoges (France)
Bankrupt ! Too baaaad for you Ronald
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
I've played this before and was terrible at it!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I dont think there is any possible way to actually get Maccers to profit continually ya know. Made me think about what they are doing to the world and our bodies.
ewwwww.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Mr Majestik
haha, its like themepark! yay!
i'm sure pumping hormones into the cow feed can only be of benefit to the customers........
what is this themepark you speak of?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Written by: ValuraWritten by: Mr Majestik
haha, its like themepark! yay!
i'm sure pumping hormones into the cow feed can only be of benefit to the customers........
what is this themepark you speak of?
Themepark was a game that came out in the mid/late 90's where you basically had to run a themepark. you decided what rides and attractions you'd have, what foods were availible, how much it was and basically tried not to go broke! i was really horrible at it but it is still awesome. if i can find it now i might even install it and have a play (assuming windows xp can run it
)i just played the maccas game til 2017, i got bored. is there actually a way to win it?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
themepark!
and i even found my original disk for the game, i'm gonna start playing now!
thnaks for getting me interested again Valura!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
i doubt there was a way to win it, but i always enjoyed trying...
theme hospital however, now THAT was addictive!
hours of my life wasted because of that game, i might just go and dig it out.
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God damn being a big ass corporation is hard!
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Theme hospital was awesome!!
I keep going bankrupt
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This game is tricky, but fun. On Theme Hospital on the Playstation I would deliberately not build enough toilets so that people would crap on the floor. Maybe I'm not as mature as I like to think.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: iansmith
This game is tricky, but fun. On Theme Hospital on the Playstation I would deliberately not build enough toilets so that people would crap on the floor. Maybe I'm not as mature as I like to think.
*falls over laughing*
oh Mr majestic! I think I shall try to play this themepark game!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
yeah........ you can download it here but you need a MS Dos emulator cause XP is just too darn cool to run oldschool games
its called DOSBox but you have to know how to use Dos prompts to get it working. advancement of technology be damned!i've never played themehospital, although i've been told by a hardxcore gamer i know that it was awesome. maybe i'll go find that later too.
YEAY for theme-games!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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71 posts
Location: Europe
Am I so stupid or why I always lose that game???
-I love goats and cheesecake-
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Location: Lake District UK
arrrghhh i lost too
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Written by: iansmith
This game is tricky, but fun. On Theme Hospital on the Playstation I would deliberately not build enough toilets so that people would crap on the floor. Maybe I'm not as mature as I like to think.
hehehe, i used to do that too.
its like sim city, i just used to cause disasters and things.
and in the sims i'd make them all go swimming then remove the ladders so they couldnt get out. Then see who died first.
I think i'd be a crap god.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
ooo im rubbish but im addicted! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
weeeeeeee, i got the full version of themepark- all thrity levels- working last night!
YAY! "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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71 posts
Location: Europe
Written by: FreyaJ
and in the sims i'd make them all go swimming then remove the ladders so they couldnt get out. Then see who died first.
Haha i used to do that to!!
also make a house full of things and then let it burn with the people inside or make a labyrinth where on the entry is the sim and on the end of the labyrinth is the toilet, or let all die and make a big cemetery...or...
-i'm not a crazy sadistic person... -I love goats and cheesecake-
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Mr Majestik
weeeeeeee, i got the full version of themepark- all thrity levels- working last night!
would you like to come to my place and install it?
Ill wait for you out by the letter box so you know where I live...
*mosies off to the letter box to get bitten by bullants and wait for Mr Majestick*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
71 posts
Location: Europe
No!! Lost again!!
-I love goats and cheesecake-
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Damn, now i've lost.
Now i've lost, so have you.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
Meh. Dungeon Keeper... Bile Demons... Chickens....
Bok-AWWWK! *SLAP*
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
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Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Hs anyone else found that if you don’t farm too intensively, use a good crop rotation, keep the yields low, don’t add anything in to the food, reward the staff and only advertise from time to time the only people who aren’t happy are the board?
I managed to get a stable economy going and I just gave up because it was boring. I had loads of money though!
I’m sure there is a message in there somewhere…
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Written by: ValuraWritten by: Mr Majestik
weeeeeeee, i got the full version of themepark- all thrity levels- working last night!
would you like to come to my place and install it?
Ill wait for you out by the letter box so you know where I live...
*mosies off to the letter box to get bitten by bullants and wait for Mr Majestick*
...next time i'm in brissie i'll try to remember to bring a copy up. although i must confess it wasnt easy. you need a porgram that runs in MS Dos mode and you have to learn Dos Prompts to run it.
and even then i'll admit its kinda dumb and i cant seem to make a decent profit or pay off my loans, and cause its such an old game there are no instructions or explainations on the net!
oh well, just having it running was cool enough for me i guess, and now i can run other games like Commander Keen! "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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