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Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:Find your new name!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = pinky
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = crusty
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = fanny f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = girdle l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = butt t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


Lots of love Buttercup Banana-head

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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hazington


hazington

journeyman
Location: Sunshine coast, Queensland

Total posts: 51
Posted:just refer to me from now on as loopy livershorts...lol i like this game im doing it with everyones names my bf snotty apple apple and my dog buttercup bubble tushie.... thxs for making me laugh

Living is loving & Loving is Living
yet
Lying is Dying &
Dying can be Lying if you let it...

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mykrme


mykrme

burning from inside
Location: anywhere but here

Total posts: 165
Posted:Zsa-zsa Gizzard-honker
rolleyes


that's YOUR opinion...

from fire were born, to fire we return...

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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:I didn't even remember starting this thread!

LoL - has made me smile.. thanks for digging it out..

Still with love - Buttercup Banana head ubbrollsmile


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:Dinky Fannytush! ubblol

This is great!


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:hi my name is snotty bannana lips

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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