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_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Find your new name!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = pinky
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = crusty
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = fanny f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = girdle l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = butt t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


Lots of love Buttercup Banana-head

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Lumpy Applebrains?!

I think I'm insulted.
ubbloco biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: NOn


 Written by: xXemogalXx


hello, im poopsie apple-lips and i have an addiction to these silly threads! redface



we must be related! I'm chim-chim apple-lips.



a long lost relative! wow! this site is so cool, i have more family, like my family isnt big enough already! what with having 15 aunts and uncles, each with at least 2 kids, some of which have kids of their own, and everyones partners, i have a family of over 200 that i speak to regularly, so just keep em coming! lolsign

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:

Snotty ChickenNose!

Nice! ... *runs off to blow her beak*

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


WOFTSILVER Member
Likes trees...
209 posts
Location: Cape Town, South Africa


Posted:
Zippy Gizzardchunks here. Mmmmm, tasty

'n Boer maak 'n plan.


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
Dinky Banana-Sniffer

Sounds like a gay midget wink

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


iansmithmember
90 posts

Posted:
I ended up as Zippy Bananasniffer. Am I related to Dinky in the post above?

Kathain_BowenGood Ol' Yarn For Hair
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA


Posted:
"Tulefel Fannynose."

...... *giggle* I am very strangely reminded of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Many parody of Harry Potter, when Billy accidentally gave himself a dog-butt in place of his nose, complete with wagging tail and little kicking legs!

Stix, I ubblove you now.

"So long and thanks for all the fish."


JTSpinnerSILVER Member
Learnin About Burnin
385 posts
Location: Michigan, USA


Posted:
Cheeseball Gizzardtush eek ubblol lolsign

I may be crazy but I ain't stupid

Life is to short to waste it on stupidity


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
poopsie fanny sniffer LOL

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
Chim Chim Gizzlegirdle, fo'rEAl dawg! ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


orenicoPLATINUM Member
member
143 posts
Location: Here and there, Israel


Posted:
pinky apple lips.
which sounds like a new illness

Love, Love, Love...


Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
Something tells me that introducing myself as Crusty Fanny-sniffer isn't a good idea

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Gidget bubblebuns.
Am i edible?

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
hehe
crusty gorrillabuns

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
I'm don't think i like my new name... confused

Dorkey Fannyhead biggrin ubbrollsmile

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


wolfcub3223BRONZE Member
Member
128 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
My Name Is Zippy Bubble Damit! angry

Ich brauche Zeit
Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin
Brauch keine Hilfe
Kein Koffein
Doch Dynamit und Terpentin
Ich brauche Öl für Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie Benzin


The Tea FairySILVER Member
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
That's not so bad... I'll swap with you, I'm Lumpy Bubble shorts!

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hello I'm "Pinky Gizzard-Hiney"

ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
fluffy cootie tush! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


.Morph.SILVER Member
addict
669 posts
Location: Lancashire, UK


Posted:
Loopy Bubble Toes ubblol ubblol

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Squeeze It Waffle... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Zippy Bubbleshorts at your service...:)

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


FixxGOLD Member
Member
25 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Goober Pottychunks?

Ew! But still funny smile

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space"


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
Zippy Fannysniffer confused

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Doofus Bubblelips the name,
flapping my big fat lips the game kiss

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Loopy Chickenbiscuits.

It rolls smoothly from the tip of my tongue.

This was meant to be.

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Loopy Bubblenose...

eh?

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
loopy bubbletush!


*Checks bum in mirror*

hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Zsa-zsa Applebutt..

I can just about see that..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


hazingtonjourneyman
51 posts
Location: Sunshine coast, Queensland


Posted:
just refer to me from now on as loopy livershorts...lol i like this game im doing it with everyones names my bf snotty apple apple and my dog buttercup bubble tushie.... thxs for making me laugh

Living is loving & Loving is Living
yet
Lying is Dying &
Dying can be Lying if you let it...


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