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Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Find your new name!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = pinky
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = crusty
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = fanny f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = girdle l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = butt t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Lots of love Buttercup Banana-head

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Tulefel Fannysniffer

*rolls around in hysterics*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Lumpy Applebrains?!

I think I'm insulted.
ubbloco biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted: Written by: NOn

 Written by: xXemogalXx

hello, im poopsie apple-lips and i have an addiction to these silly threads! redface

we must be related! I'm chim-chim apple-lips.

a long lost relative! wow! this site is so cool, i have more family, like my family isnt big enough already! what with having 15 aunts and uncles, each with at least 2 kids, some of which have kids of their own, and everyones partners, i have a family of over 200 that i speak to regularly, so just keep em coming! lolsign

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK
Member Since: 1st Sep 2006
Total posts: 194
Snotty ChickenNose!

Nice! ... *runs off to blow her beak*

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

Likes trees...
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Member Since: 9th May 2005
Total posts: 209
Posted:Zippy Gizzardchunks here. Mmmmm, tasty

'n Boer maak 'n plan.


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Cambridge UK
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2895
Posted:Dinky Banana-Sniffer

Sounds like a gay midget wink

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 90
Posted:I ended up as Zippy Bananasniffer. Am I related to Dinky in the post above?


Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Member Since: 24th Jan 2006
Total posts: 422
Posted:"Tulefel Fannynose."

...... *giggle* I am very strangely reminded of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Many parody of Harry Potter, when Billy accidentally gave himself a dog-butt in place of his nose, complete with wagging tail and little kicking legs!

Stix, I ubblove you now.

"So long and thanks for all the fish."


Learnin About Burnin
Location: Michigan
Member Since: 31st Aug 2006
Total posts: 385
Posted:Cheeseball Gizzardtush eek ubblol lolsign

I may be crazy but I ain't stupid

Life is to short to waste it on stupidity


Location: london
Member Since: 3rd Nov 2005
Total posts: 232
Posted:poopsie fanny sniffer LOL

life is what you make it and what you want it to be

Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:Chim Chim Gizzlegirdle, fo'rEAl dawg! ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Location: Here and there
Member Since: 26th Feb 2006
Total posts: 143
Posted:pinky apple lips.
which sounds like a new illness

Love, Love, Love...


Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:Something tells me that introducing myself as Crusty Fanny-sniffer isn't a good idea

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:Gidget bubblebuns.
Am i edible?

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)

faith enfire
faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin
Member Since: 27th Jan 2006
Total posts: 3556
crusty gorrillabuns

Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:I'm don't think i like my new name... confused

Dorkey Fannyhead biggrin ubbrollsmile

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile



Member Since: 28th Jan 2007
Total posts: 128
Posted:My Name Is Zippy Bubble Damit! angry

Ich brauche Zeit
Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin
Brauch keine Hilfe
Kein Koffein
Doch Dynamit und Terpentin
Ich brauche l fr Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie Benzin

The Tea Fairy
The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2004
Total posts: 853
Posted:That's not so bad... I'll swap with you, I'm Lumpy Bubble shorts!

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8735
Posted:hello I'm "Pinky Gizzard-Hiney"


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:fluffy cootie tush! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Location: Lancashire, UK
Member Since: 23rd Mar 2002
Total posts: 669
Posted:Loopy Bubble Toes ubblol ubblol


hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Squeeze It Waffle... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Zippy Bubbleshorts at your service...:)

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Location: London
Member Since: 19th Jul 2006
Total posts: 25
Posted:Goober Pottychunks?

Ew! But still funny smile

"If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space"


old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
Member Since: 5th Sep 2005
Total posts: 896
Posted:Zippy Fannysniffer confused

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

Flame Boy
Flame Boy

Location: Out
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1508
Posted:Doofus Bubblelips the name,
flapping my big fat lips the game kiss

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Loopy Chickenbiscuits.

It rolls smoothly from the tip of my tongue.

This was meant to be.


"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Loopy Bubblenose...


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*



Member Since: 23rd Aug 2005
Total posts: 1588
Posted:loopy bubbletush!

*Checks bum in mirror*


Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Zsa-zsa Applebutt..

I can just about see that..


If that's okay with you?

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