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Location: la-la land

Find your new name!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = pinky
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = crusty
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = fanny f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = girdle l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = butt t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Lots of love Buttercup Banana-head

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

1,591 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.

It is implying that your tush is as rare, elegant and beautiful as the endaggered black rhino.

Just kidding it means you weigh 1.5 tons and have dry scaley skin.

Just kidding again.

174 posts
Location: St. Paul, MN USA

Howdy, I'm Boobie Applepants! Nice to meet y'all!

Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...

DioHoP Mechanical Engineer
729 posts
Location: OK, USA

"Loopy PottyFace?"

And they wonder why children go bad...

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

521 posts
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...

:garbo: aka


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chim-chim applemouth
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be excellent to each other: safe:

AdeSILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia

loopy applebuns

pleased to make your acquaintance...

Miss RubyBRONZE Member
44 posts
Location: Darwin............, Australia

Tulefel Bubblenose!

skoozi? What is - how you say - "Tulefel"

...a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men...

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam

Fluffy Chucklebrain
Reporting for duty

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Tee hee hee

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

ChorinBRONZE Member
217 posts
Location: Dorking, Surrey, United Kingdom

mine is lame....

zippy chunkschunks

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!

Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants

Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom

zippy rhino brain.......riiigggghhhhtttt..

104 posts
Location: Stillwater, OK

Loopy Gigglechunks....
what the whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Hmmmm, perhaps to better fit my name to me: Loopy O'Gigglechunks?

Sounds like a generic brand cereal.

Now I'm all afraid and stuff......

No one knows me like I do.

PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia

Trippy Hippy! You've got the same name as me! I guess I'll be nice and let you have it, I don' wanna be known as Crusty BubbleTush...

I'd rather use my Screenname and be Goober Gizzard-Sniffer instead Nice ta meet y'all

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

Woo!HCH No 2
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.

The Scientist is to be known as *wait for it* Crusty Fanny Nose

Sir Trippy of the Hippies. How long hast thou knownst me? My name squire is

Crusty Bubble Nose
M and O and D.
Enough of your folly.

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[ 25. February 2003, 12:26: Message edited by: The Scientist ]

2 posts
Location: california

hey loopy bubbletush here just sayin what up..

lifes a bitch

Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California

Goober Fannybunns

The odd thing is, is that I call people Goobers quite often hehe

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

102 posts
Location: London

Hmm... Chimchim Applelips. Not Bad.

Why is it that everthing which is fun is illegal, immoral, or fattening?

43 posts
Location: London

I wish to be refered to from now on as

Zippy Apple

It's wicked! Although, I don't know any particularly speedy apples, but never mind. hehe.

xx does it come with a hat?

tatttySILVER Member
158 posts
Location: crapy planet thanet, United Kingdom

Hi, 'tulefel waffle-sniffer' here.

waffle sniffer - do they smell?!?!
in fits of giggles in uni library, people must think ive gone bonkers - hmmm
might have to invest in the book, would love to use it when teaching.

P.S. whats a tulefel?

Make your own happiness by making others happy [Ikeda]

*they used to read me stories, as though my dreams were boring*

41 posts


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Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Hi my name is Flunky Fannygirdle, and I'm a sniff-aholic

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

2,419 posts
Location: la-la land

Tee hee hee - anyone noticed that most of the names either have a sexual connertation or one that points to nasel complication??

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

poopsie cootiechunks
or my screen name becomes chim-chim hampsterbuns

[ 27. February 2003, 12:01: Message edited by: Spiral ]

SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom

zippy gerbil chunks. a by-product of former racers.

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.



168 posts
Location: London

Crusty fannybuns! thats just RUDE ... lol


you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!

Thistleold hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK

With my screen name I am chim chim cootie lips.

With my given name I am Lumpy Bubble Brain which quite suits me

@ Havoc

Are we nearly there yet?

UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom

hello, im poopsie apple-lips and i have an addiction to these silly threads! redface

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...

I'm Dinky Bubblebrain! i think thats about right really. hehehehe!

Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham

im Pinky Applebutt...nice biggrin

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac

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hello, im poopsie apple-lips and i have an addiction to these silly threads! redface

we must be related! I'm chim-chim apple-lips.
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Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.

71 posts
Location: Europe

Yeah!! I love that game!! My new name is:
Buttercup Gizzard-face biggrin ubblol

-oh and, what's gizzart?.... umm

-I love goats and cheesecake-


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