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Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:Find your new name!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = pinky
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = crusty
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = fanny f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = girdle l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = butt t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


Lots of love Buttercup Banana-head

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Astar


member
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.

Total posts: 1591
Posted:It is implying that your tush is as rare, elegant and beautiful as the endaggered black rhino.

Just kidding it means you weigh 1.5 tons and have dry scaley skin.

Just kidding again.


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Cage


member
Location: St. Paul, MN USA

Total posts: 174
Posted:Howdy, I'm Boobie Applepants! Nice to meet y'all!

Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...

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Dio


Dio

HoP Mechanical Engineer
Location: OK, USA

Total posts: 729
Posted:"Loopy PottyFace?"

And they wonder why children go bad...


What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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gάrbǿ


gάrbǿ

addict
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / C...

Total posts: 521
Posted::garbo: aka

quote:
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chim-chim applemouth
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be excellent to each other: safe:

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Ade
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

Are we there yet?
Location: australia

Total posts: 1897
Posted:loopy applebuns

pleased to make your acquaintance...


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Miss Ruby
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

member
Location: Darwin............

Total posts: 44
Posted:Tulefel Bubblenose!

skoozi? What is - how you say - "Tulefel"



...a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men...

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

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Kaji


Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam

Total posts: 564
Posted:Fluffy Chucklebrain
Reporting for duty


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:
Tee hee hee


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Chorin
BRONZE Member since Jul 2002

member
Location: Dorking, Surrey

Total posts: 217
Posted:mine is lame....

zippy chunkschunks


Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!

Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:zippy rhino brain.......riiigggghhhhtttt..

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DaiTenshi


member
Location: Stillwater, OK

Total posts: 104
Posted:Loopy Gigglechunks....
what the whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Hmmmm, perhaps to better fit my name to me: Loopy O'Gigglechunks?

Sounds like a generic brand cereal.

Now I'm all afraid and stuff......


No one knows me like I do.

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Prometheus


Prometheus

Diamond In The Rough
Location: Richmond, Virginia

Total posts: 459
Posted:Trippy Hippy! You've got the same name as me! I guess I'll be nice and let you have it, I don' wanna be known as Crusty BubbleTush...

I'd rather use my Screenname and be Goober Gizzard-Sniffer instead Nice ta meet y'all


Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

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Woo!


Woo!

HCH No 2
Location: Chester, Cheshire.

Total posts: 216
Posted:quote: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
The Scientist is to be known as *wait for it* Crusty Fanny Nose
Sir Trippy of the Hippies. How long hast thou knownst me? My name squire is

Crusty Bubble Nose
M and O and D.
Enough of your folly.

Jimbo
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[ 25. February 2003, 12:26: Message edited by: The Scientist ]


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spididdy


member
Location: california

Total posts: 2
Posted:hey loopy bubbletush here just sayin what up..

lifes a bitch

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

Enter a "Title" here:
Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Goober Fannybunns

The odd thing is, is that I call people Goobers quite often hehe


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Ali-bird


Ali-bird

member
Location: London

Total posts: 102
Posted:Hmm... Chimchim Applelips. Not Bad.

Why is it that everthing which is fun is illegal, immoral, or fattening?

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thingeymajig


member
Location: London

Total posts: 43
Posted:I wish to be refered to from now on as

Zippy Apple

It's wicked! Although, I don't know any particularly speedy apples, but never mind. hehe.

xx


....so does it come with a hat?

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tattty
SILVER Member since May 2002

member
Location: crapy planet thanet

Total posts: 158
Posted:Hi, 'tulefel waffle-sniffer' here.

waffle sniffer - do they smell?!?!
in fits of giggles in uni library, people must think ive gone bonkers - hmmm
might have to invest in the book, would love to use it when teaching.
tatty
xx

P.S. whats a tulefel?



Make your own happiness by making others happy [Ikeda]

*they used to read me stories, as though my dreams were boring*

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soph


member


Total posts: 41
Posted:DOOFUS BUBBLE NOSE



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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:Hi my name is Flunky Fannygirdle, and I'm a sniff-aholic

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:Tee hee hee - anyone noticed that most of the names either have a sexual connertation or one that points to nasel complication??

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:poopsie cootiechunks
or my screen name becomes chim-chim hampsterbuns

[ 27. February 2003, 12:01: Message edited by: Spiral ]


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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:zippy gerbil chunks. a by-product of former racers.

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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Havoc


Havoc
Location: London

Total posts: 168
Posted:Crusty fannybuns! thats just RUDE ... lol

Havoc


you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!

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Thistle


Thistle

old hand
Location: Nottingham UK

Total posts: 950
Posted:With my screen name I am chim chim cootie lips.

With my given name I am Lumpy Bubble Brain which quite suits me

@ Havoc


Are we nearly there yet?

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby

Total posts: 916
Posted:hello, im poopsie apple-lips and i have an addiction to these silly threads! redface

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:I'm Dinky Bubblebrain! i think thats about right really. hehehehe!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:im Pinky Applebutt...nice biggrin

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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NOn


activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac

Total posts: 1643
Posted: Written by: xXemogalXx



hello, im poopsie apple-lips and i have an addiction to these silly threads! redface





we must be related! I'm chim-chim apple-lips.

EDITED_BY: NOn (1157804268)


Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.

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Triptoe


member
Location: Europe

Total posts: 71
Posted:Yeah!! I love that game!! My new name is:
Buttercup Gizzard-face biggrin ubblol








-oh and, what's gizzart?.... umm


-I love goats and cheesecake-

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