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_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Find your new name!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = pinky
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = crusty
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = fanny f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = girdle l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = butt t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


Lots of love Buttercup Banana-head

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Nahce to meet y'all. Mah nayme is Flunky Cootiebutt.

Lahfe is layke a bawx of chawclates...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
cheeseball gerbil
thanks

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Pk - you should have a double barreled last name...

so you'd be Cheeseball Gerbil-'summat'

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Snotty Gizzardtush

Errr thanks for that Buttercup

B

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


tadpoleGOLD Member
enthusiast
200 posts
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom


Posted:
I always knew my parents got it wrong.

From now on, let the world know me by my true name.

Poopsie Liverbrain.

Don't worry, be happy...


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Hmmm, not amused:

"Dorkey Chicken-Mouth"

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Dorky CHICKEN MOUTH!!! lol @ Durbs!!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Evil Biscuitmember
59 posts
Location: here


Posted:
Zippy Rhinopants

hee hee

There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
Just call me

Poopsie Cootiechunks

Uh oh.

Hang on are we using real names or HoP names?

If it's HoP names my name's:
Zippy Fannytushie

Oh no that's worse!

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


Trippie HippieBRONZE Member
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Crusty Bubble Tush
LOL
Taking it easy
Trippy

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Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
N.E.W.B. Agent #012
"I Got Soul"
Non-Https Image Link


Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child

Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.

"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".

Because dressing up is fun.


Trippie HippieBRONZE Member
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom


Posted:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
The Scientist is to be known as *wait for it* Crusty Fanny Nose
LOL
Taking it easy
Trippy

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Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
N.E.W.B. Agent #012
"I Got Soul"
Non-Https Image Link


Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child

Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.

"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".

Because dressing up is fun.


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Boobie Cootie-brain

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
atempt two, this time my eyes work...

"cheeseball gerbil girdle"

^^thats just darn right stupid.

Miss can i just be PK please?

Tambomember
97 posts
Location: Exeter


Posted:
Hello Everyone! I am Crusty Chickengirdle!!!


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Would a fat cheeseball gerbil use a girdle to define her curves??

PK - you be whoever you want to be me love..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Paddyback from the dead...sort of
884 posts
Location: 43°41'N 79°38'W


Posted:
I'm Tulefel Hamsterhead.

Erm...what exactly is Tulefel?

TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
I now have the dubiously sounding name Loopy Fannybiscuits

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


MrConfusedBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm the obscene sounding Crusty Fannytush!

If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm chim-chim gizzard sniffer

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SaBBaSenthusiast
215 posts
Location: Madrid, Spain


Posted:
i'm also known as snotty liverface

but i don't like liver!!

Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda


Jomember
517 posts
Location: Sheffield, England


Posted:


Snotty Fannybuns at your service.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


DJ DantanaBRONZE Member
veteran
1,495 posts
Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA


Posted:
Zippy Gorillatush at yours.

we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Jo:


Snotty Fannybuns at your service.

thats suits you Mr Derry

jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
crusty fanny nose how rude in fact that is vile

hi im crusty bubble head nice to meet you crusty snotty poopsie peeps

tee hee hee

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


NickCMonkey Wrangler
183 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada


Posted:
Buttercup Bubblegirdle

flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
loopy gigglehead here.

*giggles maniacally*

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pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
i want your meds flash, your onit tonight gurl

Astarmember
1,591 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.


Posted:
Boobie liverhead.

Since I infact have 4 names I decided to expand it.

Boobie buns gerbil liverhead.

I didn't pick names deliberatly for my middle names I just picked random numbers and then looked up what letter those equaled.

sarah...member
339 posts
Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia


Posted:
hi, my names
LOOPY RHINOTUSH
what does that imply eh?? luckily im not too easily insulted!!

Fire... A bushmans telly


shadsmember
36 posts
Location: WA


Posted:
Well I'm....

Boobie BubbleSniffer

*giggles*

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