MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I spent all night scratching myself all over wondering what was wrong.

This morning I got my answer. No, I didn't pick something up off someone.

There's a large black fly in my apartment and the little winged motherlover has bit me about six times in various sensitive spots! censored censored censored censored censored censored censored

And so after bathing myself in benadryl cream, I'm finally comfortable.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ubblol hahahahahahaha *ahem*


that really sucks doc (see what i did there wink )

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*points the fly in the direction of ravehead's...fly*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Got him! He's DEAD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
eek you MURDERER!!!! i cant belive you killed it doc





shame on you spank

IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought you where gonna say you got crabs tehehe

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Doc Lightning

And so after bathing myself in benadryl cream, I'm finally comfortable.

Are you getting sponsored by benadryl now?

Meh


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Is there some kind of stock "Sympathy for Lightning" post I can just cut and paste every time Mike feels the need to whine to us about something utterly insiginificant?

wink hug wink hug wink

As a hospital pediatrician I can only hope that your 'miserable nights' keep being insect related.

And if you have any more fly troubles, call Molly, she's an expert.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
ubblol

I needed that. I'll trade your night for my day, I think!

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Well the little bugger bit me in the b... um... jamily fools!

That crap ITCHES!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
 Written by: NYC

And if you have any more fly troubles, call Molly, she's an expert.



Ummm, gee. It seems to be stuck! ubblol ubblol ubblol

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Patrick said it...

(I only thought it)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
I laughed out loud at it and didn't elaborate biggrin

Although I did find myself wondering if that was a specialized business or not tongue

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
mutter mutter grumble

Mike - if you've got tsetse flies in your apartment then you've got more worries than where they've bitten you tongue

KittyKillenthusiast
365 posts
Location: Ontario


Posted:
hug

Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool


The Tea FairySILVER Member
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
Oooh, my friend had Tsetse flies lay eggs under his skin... he squeezed them and you can hear them go Pop! uuurgh...

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
EW EW EW EW EW!!! are these types of flys in Australia? eek

I didnt even know that you could get bitten by flys!

*feels kinda dumb*

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i dont think we do. i remember reading about tsetse flies when i was a kid and freaking out.

but we have march flies which bite. and hurt.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


dani_babybooSILVER Member
addict
667 posts
Location: Cannock, staffordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
i know how you feel

i have been stung 3 times this summer well in a matter of a week.

havent been stung since i was 5 by a wasp.
this year they seem out to get me.

stung on the arm, leg and lower eye lid
my eye has swollen up but is going down now

enticed, entrapped, entombed.
intoxicated, impaled, ingested.
bewitched, beaten, broken.
enter the love realm...
insert ur token

o jej, ale bym ci wylizal ten pepek

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IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Horse flies are worse, its only the females who have the mouth parts to feed on animal blood...bitches.

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Brit_Joe


Horse flies are worse, its only the females who have the mouth parts to feed on animal blood...bitches.



Those things bloody hurt as well! Not like a mossie where it itches afterwards...you can actually feel their shlurpy thing going into your skin. Argh!

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Feckin' hate bitey things...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
Valura - tsetse flies only life in Africa so I don't think you've got them. Well, they live in a small room in Edinburgh too, but that's even further away. smile

I've never heard of them laying eggs under peoples skin. If that was tsetse flies then I must have some more reading up to do!

I remember learning about horse flies' mouth parts at school.
(This is a bit gory... sorry)




They're like a blender so they make a cross shaped cut in your skin, stick their blade-like mouth parts into you and whizz them round like a blender would. Then they can suck up the resulting mush. Kind of like human smoothie.


I think I'll go eat breakfast now wink

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Molly



They're like a blender so they make a cross shaped cut in your skin, stick their blade-like mouth parts into you and whizz them round like a blender would. Then they can suck up the resulting mush. Kind of like human smoothie.






No wonder they hurt so much! eek

OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
A couple years ago my face was practically eaten by black flies. But when they bite you, you can't feel it, so I never knew I was being bitten! After a day in the bush, on the left side of my face and neck alone there were more than 25 black fly bites. Apparently they were all pretty bloody and gory too, but as I said, I didn't feel any of the bites!!

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey doc if your being bitten by flies at night, you could get a sexy net thing to hang over your bed.


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'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?



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