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143 posts
Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Hey! My fire staff arrived from FireToys last Monday, and it's still nameless! I can't think of a name for him! Help, guys!!
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Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
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congtatumalations on your new addition......................is it a boy staff or a girl staff 
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
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Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Written by: LilBBoy
Hey! My fire staff arrived from FireToys last Monday, and it's still nameless! I can't think of a name for him! Help, guys!!
Lol! Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
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Location: South Wales
Call him "Stick"
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
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Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Good idea, Umbey! Were it not for the fact that sticks aren't made of annealed aluminium
Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
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Location: in the trees
it's still early morning so i didn't read the part about it being a boy staff.................unless you edited it 
names..........names.................steve??? steve the staff
stan.........
keiser sosay
how about woody.........if it's wooden cored
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
143 posts
Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......all good names, lol! I'm liking Steve the Staff! More suggestions, pwease!
Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
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Location: South Wales
Steve the stick?
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
143 posts
Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Lol! I just remembered, i used to have a stick instect called Sticky!
Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
143 posts
Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Hey guys! How about Sherman??
Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
Watching the Sky
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Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
I got one the other day and called it JIM. Nearly called it STAN because .............. well................. tis a legendery idea! So i say go with STAN!
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Black-eyed angels swam with me.
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
143 posts
Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.....come to think of it, Stan is a pretty random name! Tis guuuud!! Any other suggestions?? If not, Stan it is!!
Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
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Location: South Wales
Written by: LilBBoy
used to have a stick instect called Sticky
So did I.
and probably lots of children did too.
Its like having a hamster or gerbil called "bubbles".
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
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Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Lol yes! Maybe i should call my staff Napoleon "Stan" Dynamite??
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING film! Pretty much the bestest DVD ever maaaade!! Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
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I thought ND was really, really, incredibly boring to be honest. Lots of people on here raved about it, so I downloaded it, but was rather disapointed.
I think it was as as soon as I realised that nothing was actually going to happen, that I started to lose interest.
My favourite bit was where the kids all saw the cow get shot...
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
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Location: Inverness, Scotland.
LOL!!! Yeah that bit is funny! The song at the end ("Canned Heat[1999]" by Jamiroquai) is immenseeeee for spinning to!
Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
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Oh dear.. Don't get me started on Napoleon Dynamite..
You could call it Tina!
.. Or just Fat Lard (Ya know.. The llama.. Ya know, ya know. *get's all excited* The llama! The llama! Tina!).. Told you not to get me started! .. Although I do like the name Napoleon for a staff..
I'd go with Napoleon..
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Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
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Location: Inverness, Scotland.
Hehe gdgd! Tina, eat the foooooooooooood!! EAT THE GOD DANG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!
Macaque of all trades
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did you get this naming idea off Tink
My staff is called Vlad (coz he bites...hard) I've had him for 18 months now *sigh* My favourie stick of all time big heavy and 9 inch wicks
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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funny you should say that mynci, tink got me onto the idea too, mines called monty Macaque of all trades
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screech copied me too and called his HavelockI think a staff should have a name and be treated personally. as I said, mine bites the unwary (well smacks them round the head..HARD) which blu found out in brighton
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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oh, i hav a new staff, is it customary to name ur new staffs, if so, any ideas, im pretty sure my staff is male.
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i've never named any of my staffs. i think its for people who talk about staffs more than playing with them
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you could call it bob ... that way if you decide it is actually female then you can always do the old black adder joke.
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you could call it bob ... that way if you decide it is actually female then you can always do the old black adder joke.
Watched that episode the other day
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sir (sur) render ?
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thats 2 words by the way.. sir render .. noble yet..kinda cool tried to win a contest to name a horse that once but the went with vernon
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