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jean sent me this in an email and i thought it was worth sharing

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%king way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh it up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh it, I'm sorry. I thought that paper would protect you"

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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

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" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon

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This is how they play in Iraq:

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there's no f*%king way paper can beat rock.

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