"if there are no stupid questions, what do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask a question?"
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
"if there are no stupid questions, what do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask a question?"
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
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