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Chorin
member
Location: Dorking, Surrey
Member Since: 23rd Jul 2002
Total posts: 217
Posted:Just found this, you've probably seen this sort of test b4 but it's good fun!

Check out the death test and find out how long you've got.

The death test

I'll die aged 75 apparently and there's an 8% chance of that death being by alien abduction!!


Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!

Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:Anyone know what 10 stone is in pounds?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:Well that's depressing:
July 3, 2049 age 68

Ho hum, better roll another spliff, drive really fast to a drum lesson without my seat belt on and then practice some fire spinning


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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spiralx
spiralx

veteran
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 1st May 2002
Total posts: 1376
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Durbs:
Anyone know what 10 stone is in pounds? 140lbs.


"Moo," said the happy cow.

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Jello
ambiguous
Location: Mpls, MN, USA
Member Since: 29th Jan 2002
Total posts: 646
Posted:January 12, 2066
at the age of 84 years old.

And I got a 9% chance of alien abduction, though 28% of a heartattack. Though it's my personal belief that somehow, in the end, cancer will get me.


_________________________________
Fuzzy Dice.......................................

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PK_
PK_

Lambretta Fanatic

Member Since: 20th Dec 2001
Total posts: 4991
Posted:May 27, 2060 aged 81

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:December 7, 2037
at the age of 61 years old.


Most likely of Cancer.. same as my uncle Nick.. but he was 26 - same age as me now.. (hence my name)

Edit..

Just read everyone else's date - my funeral first guys.. I want lots of smiles and can someone light my cremation phyre (sp?) with some meths and lithuim please? Purdy red...

[ 12. February 2003, 07:37: Message edited by: MisStix ]


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:September 11, 2047
at the age of 73 years old.


Aparently.

Making me the shortest life spunned male member of our family for many generations.


Trust me to be rebellious over the big things


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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poiaholic22
member

Member Since: 22nd Dec 2002
Total posts: 531
Posted:It said when I kick the bucket I will be poiaholic62. I will also most likely die of a heart attack,horrible accident or alien abduction.I'm hoping for alien abduction.

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Pele
Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA
Member Since: 15th Dec 2000
Total posts: 6193
Posted:October 13, 2060 at the ripe old age of 86 of cancer, three days before my 87th birthday!
Nah, I think I'll hang on just for one more flame covered brithday cake, and I will die attempting to blow it out!


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I will die at age 86 most likely of cancer. I have a 14% chance of alien abduction.

How does one die of alien abduction? I hope it isn't because of the anal probes!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Kyrian
Dreamer
Location: York, England
Member Since: 15th Mar 2002
Total posts: 4308
Posted:Apparently i will die at 74. probably of cancer, but hmicide is $15... i mean percent.... followed by alien abductin and alcoholism.

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Aalathea
member
Location: Massachusetts, US
Member Since: 30th Oct 2002
Total posts: 80
Posted:i like the "team sex" part. raises many logistical questions.
such as which side wins?
maybe it just depends on how charitable you are


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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:2045. I'm dyin first.

No prob, I'll save y'all a seat.


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Paddy
back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2002
Total posts: 884
Posted:Could you save that seat for 23 years? I don't expire 'till 2068...

// Edit forgot a word. I tpetoofst.

[ 12. February 2003, 18:57: Message edited by: Paddy ]


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Kaji
Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam
Member Since: 12th Dec 2002
Total posts: 564
Posted:Well isn't this depressing:

July 7, 2070 at the age of 85 years old.

Cancer (24%)
Drowning (15%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

I was planning to die arond 100, better get back to the pool and swim somemore laps.


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Member Since: 12th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3638
Posted:C@ntus - it'd better be wrong. Cos I'm not a happy fairy if it's true.



Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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PoiBox
member
Location: Bangkok
Member Since: 11th Feb 2003
Total posts: 85
Posted:15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?


Does anybody of you ???


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Helz Bellz
lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!
Member Since: 21st Aug 2002
Total posts: 2444
Posted:NYC - I'm dying 5 years before you at the ripe old age of 64.

Most probably from cancer (24%), but I have an outside chance of dying from auto-erotic asphyxiation Good way to go I guess!?!



Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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coleman
coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:looks like i'm the one going for an early bath then...

i'm gonna go due to cancer or heart failure with overdose or aliens making sure if my health holds out longer than expected. which isn't long: 2046

i'm half way through already! 23 down, 23 to go!


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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fireboy
An angry young man with a passon for metal
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
Member Since: 23rd Dec 2000
Total posts: 252
Posted:well after doing this test i have a very hopefull future.....
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 11, 2034
at the age of 49 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Contagious Disease (23%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alcoholism (6%)


yea, life is short, oh well another 31 years to go


Fireboy

<<SINister miNISister>>
remeber kids jesus slaves

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tadpole
enthusiast
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe
Member Since: 19th Nov 2002
Total posts: 200
Posted:How grim.

2038 looms large. It seems this will be a year of change for me, at the young age of 59. I'd always hoped for a slightly longer innings...

Course, by then they will probably be able to keep us alive in labs, so that will be great - life through a test tube


Don't worry, be happy...

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Kev
member
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Member Since: 4th Jan 2003
Total posts: 83
Posted:This has turned out to be slightly worrying. I thought all my answers were pretty dull and boring and it'd say 'you will live to age 95' or something...

quote: Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 12, 2038 at the age of 56 years old.


- Honk if you love peace and quiet!

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:September 19, 2056
at the age of 70 years old.

37% chance of Cancer ( i blaim 2 people in my family having had cancer)

8% chance of dieing from Homicide!
8% chance from Alien Abduction




Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Miss Ruby
member
Location: Darwin............
Member Since: 13th Feb 2003
Total posts: 44
Posted:Just did the death test. October 3, 2048, age 66.
One six off the devil, not bad, not bad...


...a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men...

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

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Miss Ruby
member
Location: Darwin............
Member Since: 13th Feb 2003
Total posts: 44
Posted:Cancer (24%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

Interesting that alien abduction came above homicide... comforting though, in an uncomfortable kinda way...


...a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men...

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

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Raphael96
old hand
Location: New York City
Member Since: 8th Sep 2002
Total posts: 899
Posted:august 15, 2056 at the age of 86

cancer 30%
heart attack 18%
third degree burns 7%
alien abduction 6%
contagious disease 6%


Now, I'm certainly not the best at math, but I'd say that according to this test I have a 33% chance of not dying at all!

Raph


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